Ok, like I feel really dumb asking this, but this summer I am living in a dorm for the first time(I'm getting the jump on college this fall) and my goldfish, Billy Corgan, has died. and yes, I named him after the singer. Any how, my problem now is that the dorm I live in now has auto-flush toilets with no buttons to flsuh it whatsoever, and there is no place with dirt to bury him in anywhere within walking distance of my dorm, and no creek or river either. So, short of peeing on him(eww!), how can I have my fish funeral?
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