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Dumb owner of a dead goldfish


Question Posted Monday July 11 2005, 1:47 pm

Ok, like I feel really dumb asking this, but this summer I am living in a dorm for the first time(I'm getting the jump on college this fall) and my goldfish, Billy Corgan, has died. and yes, I named him after the singer. Any how, my problem now is that the dorm I live in now has auto-flush toilets with no buttons to flsuh it whatsoever, and there is no place with dirt to bury him in anywhere within walking distance of my dorm, and no creek or river either. So, short of peeing on him(eww!), how can I have my fish funeral?

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*ashlee* answered Monday July 11 2005, 3:39 pm:
if the toilets are auto flush just put him in there and wave your hand in front of the sensor. otherwise put him in a air tight bag, into a little box, shoe box if nothing smaller. tape it up and write something nice on it. and throw him in the trash. you may not want to but unless you want to keep him around to stink up the place its your best choice, unless of corse you just do the sensor thing. which should work.

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