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Question Posted Tuesday June 14 2005, 12:54 am

hello abigail....well i've been sitting here trien to figure out how to get my damn sock off...i've tried everything but no matter wat i do i can't get it off...this damn sock is stuck on my head forever i swear...i dont even know how it got there...i think those damn eskimos snuck in my house again when i was sleeping and put it there but i'm really not sure...those mother fuckers!...anyways how do u think i could get it off my head?...and how do u think i could get those eskimos to stop fucking with me? please help asap...thanks

yours truly,

white woman in need of help!

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abbie_marie answered Tuesday June 14 2005, 12:59 am:
Dear White Woman,
First of all to get the sock off, your going to have to see a professional... ya know a doctor who specifys in sock removal.. and for the damn eskimos i would say lock your windows and doors, but if you ever catch them in your house again cut off their noses so they can no londer eskimo kiss. This will depress them and they will leave you alone.

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