|
kitchen colors and cheating boyfriends
dear rebecca,
i dont know what to do. I'm cheating on my boyfriend and i dont know how to tell him. IM not even actually sure i want to tell him because having 2 boyfriends is fun!!!!! also i am confused about what color to paint my kitchen because when i showed my dog the 2 little paint sample things- green or blue- he just walked away and peed on the carpet. so as you can see i am in quite a predicament- or how ever you spell it- by the way rebecca i think you are just about the hottest most awesomest, coolest person ever to walk the face of this earth and i hate that you're going to newark because i loveeeeee youuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. anyway my questions are really important so an answer ASAP would be awesome! thanks
[ ]
Want to answer more questions in the Domesticity category?
Maybe give some free advice about: Home Decorating?
well, my friend, just as hornydoglover said, dogs cant talk. try a different animal-your fish may have a greater response, yet he may change his mind rather quickly due to the fact taht fish have a 3 second memory i think. yeah as for the boyfriend trip, dont worry about it...its just your dogs afterall (get your eyes checked) and they hump each other constantly anyways, so really theyre cheating on you with each other irregardlesslyyy (that a word?!). and that part about me being awesome, well you most definitely dont need advice on that, its a fact. so, pretty much, be worry free in the end..youre dogs will love you no matter what. they only pee when you talk about paint because they are turned on. tahnk you for your question, here to help, karen!
]
More Questions: |