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okay, well you see... i am i guess a loser? or that's what others say.. i always thought i was pretty cool but oh well. well anyways.. i dont get it.. im a sumo wrestler b/c my parents say i should be.. idk why tho!? and I have really bad acne.. people at school call me the north star b/c I shine.. i figured it was b/c they thought i was a star yano.. b/c they liked me.. but now im startin to think its not that! they tell me i smell and throw deoderant at me.. i still cant make out why though b/c i really dont smell bad... well i always watch you at school and i think your really pretty and i was jw how can i get to be as cool as you? help me please.. idk if these people are pickin on me.. or they just want to be my friends! what do you think? How can i be like you caitlin!! help me!!
PS... thank you for letting me watch you. :)
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i totally feel ya man. i too used to be a great sumo wrestler back in the day, 'catapult cait', as they liked to call me. no you probably don't have acne, you probably just developed a common skin disease among many advanced sumo wrestlers called, imafattyitus. this disease which makes your skin shine like the star you are, really comes in handy when you are in sumo matches because the big zit like things on your face will explode and a temporary poisoness liquid will shoot into your apponents eye, making him blind to your next big attack. and as for the people throwing deodorant at you and telling you that you smell, this is a HUUUGE compliment for great sumo wrestlers. you see, way back around 1000 AD, deodorant was even more valuable then gold. sumos were worshipped and when they had won a match the fans would scream in awe, "YOU SMELL!" and then throw deodorant at the winner. in return, the sumo wrestler would sit on them as a token of his grattitude. so the next time someone throws you deodorant or tells you that you stink, simply smile and pin him down and take a good 5 minute rest on top of him. that will deffinatly make you the coolest kid in school. hope i helped! -cait.
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