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okay, well you see... i am i guess a loser? or that's what others say.. i always thought i was pretty cool but oh well. well anyways.. i dont get it.. im a sumo wrestler b/c my parents say i should be.. idk why tho!? and I have really bad acne.. people at school call me the north star b/c I shine.. i figured it was b/c they thought i was a star yano.. b/c they liked me.. but now im startin to think its not that! they tell me i smell and throw deoderant at me.. i still cant make out why though b/c i really dont smell bad... well i always watch you at school and i think your really pretty and i was jw how can i get to be as cool as you? help me please.. idk if these people are pickin on me.. or they just want to be my friends! what do you think? How can i be like you caitlin!! help me!!

PS... thank you for letting me watch you. :)

i totally feel ya man. i too used to be a great sumo wrestler back in the day, 'catapult cait', as they liked to call me. no you probably don't have acne, you probably just developed a common skin disease among many advanced sumo wrestlers called, imafattyitus. this disease which makes your skin shine like the star you are, really comes in handy when you are in sumo matches because the big zit like things on your face will explode and a temporary poisoness liquid will shoot into your apponents eye, making him blind to your next big attack. and as for the people throwing deodorant at you and telling you that you smell, this is a HUUUGE compliment for great sumo wrestlers. you see, way back around 1000 AD, deodorant was even more valuable then gold. sumos were worshipped and when they had won a match the fans would scream in awe, "YOU SMELL!" and then throw deodorant at the winner. in return, the sumo wrestler would sit on them as a token of his grattitude. so the next time someone throws you deodorant or tells you that you stink, simply smile and pin him down and take a good 5 minute rest on top of him. that will deffinatly make you the coolest kid in school. hope i helped! -cait.

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Well.....I'm gay and people don't think thats cool.....what should i do...suicide or columbine?

pfff neither. suicide and columbine is sooo 3 years ago. gay people are so in right now. so whoever doesn't think that's cool are obviously not up to date on 2005 and you can go tell em to kiss your gay butt.

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umm well i just wanted to know what kind of guys do you like

the ones that can make me smile and laugh when i've had the worst day ever. the kind that i could talk to for hours and still have things to talk about with. THE GOOD KIND! hahah i really don't know.

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ok there is this guy this kinda hott guy..BUT MAN OH MAN HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO ANOYGING!! he is always saying how much he likes me but im NOT interested he wont leave me alone how do i break it to him gently?
needs her prifacy

gently...hmm...haha let's see.... make sure to give a compliment or tell him something you like about him yet tell him that you don't want him as a boyfriend or you dont like him like that... like "I think you're a really cute guy and you're funny and all....but i really am just not interested in you as a boyfriend" there really is no way he's not goin to be hurt, the compliment thing just makes him feel a lil better then he would feel if you were just like "yeah umm...you're pretty annoying and i wouldn't like you in a million years..get off my case loser". bet hey, whatever works.

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hey caitlin i have a question for you...i really like this guy and hes totally into me iknow b/c he told me but he thinks we need to talk more before he asks me out but i cant wait any more i really like him...so how should i hint him to ask me out??!?!?!
sincerly,
girls needs her man

good question. first ask yourself this, why can't i wait to go out with him? what is the harm in waiting a little while and getting to know him better while u talk to him more. it's ussually for the better to get to know a guy and talk a lot about everything before you go out with him anyways. ask him why you need to talk more before you go out, i'm sure there's a good reason. Tell to him your opinions on the subject of waiting and tell him WHY you really like him. Be patient. And if he really likes you and you like him, everything will fall into place soon enough.

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