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Member Since: March 27, 2005
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Last Update: March 31, 2005
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why do you copy MelLovesYou? you stole a bunch of her formats for answers...like the website thing and like the whole like:
you-say this
him-says this

thing..why cant you come up with your own thing? it really bugs me when people copy!

xo (link)
oh im sorry! maybe you shouldnt care about what other people do!!

xoxox--me


Ok on AIM I just downloaded Applesauce and everything was working great until I hit the button that says Update Aim. Then a window pop up saying that it couldn't find my buddylist window? I don't get it! (link)

that sounds like a personal problem to me. :D

xoxox--me


Ok...I am content with my body except this little pouch of fat or something on my inner thighs..its the only thing that bothers me really..im pretty active, i walk and exercise about every day or every other day and play ports and was in track, and i try to eat fairly healthy. soo anything i can do to get rid of this? i'll rate high...! (link)

liposuction. works everytime. :D

xoxox--me


Okay, I have this friend and she's really funny and sweet and just fun to hang out with, but the only time she ever talks to me is if she needs something from me.. like she'll ask me to help her with something or if I know something. I feel so used by her and I'm getting really sick of it. She never invites me to hang out with her and she's just really hurtful in general. Should I just forget about being friends with her? (link)
since this sounds pretty serisous. i will answer it serisouly...

first of all i would talk it over with her and see what she says....tell me what happens and then ill post back.

xoxox---me


i was thinking about highlighting my hair with blonde. my hair is dirty blonde and lightens up in the summer but i want my hair a little lighter. but some people have told my any thing done to your hair like dying it or highlighting it makes your hair gross and dry. i dont want to put any product in if it will make my hair look/feel weird. so if anyone can tell me if highlighting your hair does anything to it thanks. (link)
go to your hair dude guy and be like--

you- yo dawg! will this highlighting crap make my hair all dry?
hair dude guy- psh! no!
you- ok do me!...well do the highlights.


fyi---i died my hair and it doesnt make it gross.

xoxox--me


I need some suggestions for a good, reliable car that gets good gas milage and is safe. Don't give me answers with sports cars; insurance bites. (link)
i would try the local dump for a cool icecream truck--school bus--or ambulence ((with sirenes still working.))

if that doesnt work go buy a mitsubishi endevour. :D

xoxox--me


were can you find really cute bedsets for a teenage girl? ((bedsets as in comforters?)) please help!

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go to www.ihavenolifeandispendmysparetimelookingforcomforters.pbteen.com

:D they have some real cute ones.

xoxo-me


I'm 16, i get told i'm pretty, 5'3, 120lbs, brown hair and eyes, sophmore, friendly, funny, and i love just about everyone... ok well thats the 411 on me but theres a huge problem with it: I'm sick of being single! Ive been single for waaaayyyy too long now. I want a real relationship that lasts! I used to like this one guy who just got out of a really long relationship, so that obviously didnt work out so well... then i started liking this other guy who goes to another school (i still kinda like him now too but things are confusing) and i THINK he likes me too. He's let me drive his car w/o my permit, he's taken me to this romantic park that i really wanted to go to so i metioned it to him and he surprized me, he didnt smoke for a week because i dont like it, he's spontaneously stopped by my house to pick me up, he takes pics of me on his camera and he left a message on my phone last week saying that he was looking through them and seeing me made him happy so he thought he'd call me... basically hes done adorable things like that! but the problem his he has a gf that he got after i started having a thing for him... i heard about it before he talked to me about it and he said "do you think i was sober when i asked her out?? no.." and "youre better than her, thats why i'm more worried about you being mad right now than even being with her" but yet like 3 weeks later he's STILL going out with her. I have a feeling he likes me, but since i'm not a skank i wont do all the things that his "gf" will do with him (i wont do them especially because he has the gf now). I think that he's falling for me and my personality but he's still with her because he wants some.. but i dont want that at all! I want a boyfriend who will love me for me.. i dont want to get played!!! what should I do?? PLEASE (link)
well it goes like this.

you- ru gonna play me just to get action.
boy- yes---so lets get started right now
you- no thank you *slaps him & walks away*

its that easy.

xoxox---me


Ok i know this will sound stupid but i dont know maybe it means nothing but when someone types (link)
hahahaha idiot! what do you think it means! take a look at what it looks like-- i think you can figure it out.

if not...go back to kindergarten so u can figure out what pictures look like. :D

hope i helped!

xoxox--me


I baby-sit this five yr old grl. She's a nice person when there are grown-ups around. And I get paid good money and her mother is so sweet. In fact, her mother is my pastor's daughter, and they both been good to me. But the little girl aint at all what i thought. she is so worsesome. she is the most whiniest little girl i ever met in my life. she's obsessed with thats so raven and watches it all the time. she bugs me about going outside in the rain and she insults my sisters. and she's only five. how do i handle her without losing my job. because i couldnt quit and do that to her mother. the girl is a handful (link)
this always works.

You- your daughter sure acts bitchy towards me.
Mother- Oh Dear! what does she do?
You- she disses my sister and she is obsessed with some gay cartoon girl that thinks she can tell the future.
Mother- Yes she is a handful
You- yeah i know. so pay me more.
Mother- ok. how does 50 bucks an hour sound.

if that doesnt work..idk what to tell ya.

xoxox-me


i just ran over the kid that i was suppose to be babysitting what do i do?

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idiot!!! how do you run a little kid over?did you do it like in a car or something? if you did it in a car this is what you do when you have to break the news to the parents.

Dang! i have some bad news.
-what is that?
aahh-your kid was annoying the crap out of me- so i "accidently" ran it over with yalls car. please dont press charges.
-yeah she was kinda annoying wasnt she. oh well we can always make another.

it works sometimes. if that doesnt work.i would run.

xoxox---me


hey female!!
i really want a bf but im not allowed to date till im 16 so no one even cares to like me what do i do!?!?!?!

close friend,
u dont have a nickname for me so yeah lol
*dude*
p.s. ilu sooo much you have no idea!!! best friends!!!! (link)
This always works for me:

you- hi i like you
boy-oh thats cool
you-yeah but im not aloud to date until i am sixteen..unless u like me.
boy- oh i like you
you- oh then lets go out
boy-ok
*makes out*

yeah its a pretty good technique. if that doesnt work..then..give up.

xoxox--me




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