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flipped up cookies


Question Posted Monday March 28 2005, 10:00 am

Dear Aunt Mari.
I recently was at my grandparents. My grandma made some slice-n-bake cookies, and fucked. them. up. Who the crap-a-doodle can mess up a slice-n-bake cookie? should i send her instructions on how to slice-n-bake them? or would that be too suggestive?

signed
THE SLICE-N-BAKE MASTER


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Mari-kins answered Monday March 28 2005, 10:09 am:
DEAR SLICE-N-BAKE MASTER,

First off I'd like to thank you for my new title. "Aunt Mari" Now to answer your question. 1.) who the crap-a-doodle can mess up a slice-n-bake cookie? Well the answer to that is obvious. your retarded grandmother. 2.) should i send her instructions on how to slice-n-bake them? In my own personal oppion that would be saving her from embarassment, and if it were my grandmother i would do exactly that. 3.) Or would that be too suggestive? Well my dear inquerer (<-- how ever it is spelt) I'm going to answer with a question of my own. Are you an honest grand...person?

Your aunt mari

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