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Hey! My name's Mari (pronounced like Mary) Ok well. I'm 14 and I play 6 instruments:guitar,bass,piano,saxophone,drums, and TUBA! yes tuba! I'm pretty flippin good at it due to my gigantouis ( pretend I spelt that right) lips. Haha. I have like 2 obsessions, that's music and theater. I think i'm pretty easy to be friends with cause I like just about everyone. And well. I guess that kinda sums it up so...shoot.

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k so heres the dizzle. I just moved here from russia and well i thizink that nobody likes me. So i'll tell the trizuth. I lied. I told all the nizzles that my pops is the head of the RuSsIaN mOfIa up in new york and we had to gizout and come down here to Richmond. Well to summizzle I still have no peeps. Can you help me?

X0X0,
Timur Yukabov
P.S. IM me

Dear Timur Yukabov,

I'm going to be honest right now and say that i wouldn't be friends with you either. Your manipulative ways are extremely pathetic. If your intrested in making friends i suggest you buy a book because lying and acting a wigger isn't going to help you. And I think i should stop myself before...well just before.

Your aunt mari

P.S. NO!

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Dear Aunt Mari.
I recently was at my grandparents. My grandma made some slice-n-bake cookies, and fucked. them. up. Who the crap-a-doodle can mess up a slice-n-bake cookie? should i send her instructions on how to slice-n-bake them? or would that be too suggestive?

signed
THE SLICE-N-BAKE MASTER

DEAR SLICE-N-BAKE MASTER,

First off I'd like to thank you for my new title. "Aunt Mari" Now to answer your question. 1.) who the crap-a-doodle can mess up a slice-n-bake cookie? Well the answer to that is obvious. your retarded grandmother. 2.) should i send her instructions on how to slice-n-bake them? In my own personal oppion that would be saving her from embarassment, and if it were my grandmother i would do exactly that. 3.) Or would that be too suggestive? Well my dear inquerer (

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