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ahhh!!!! large vegatable


Question Posted Saturday March 5 2005, 8:48 pm

well, im typing to you inside my overly large pumpkin. you know like in cinderella. i convinced my parents to get me an internet cable in here. but its starting to really stink like a rotten fish. and everythings beginning to smell including me. i'm trapped in here with no shower. wut do i do?(and no purfume or deodorant of any sort)
ps. remember i'm trapped!!!!

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Additional info, added Saturday March 5 2005, 8:50 pm:
maybe i should just wait till halloween comes around someone is bound to carve it.. good idea ayy.
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xKendall10x answered Friday April 1 2005, 11:30 pm:
Good idea about the halloween thing! Seriously. You could try to um...maybe yell for help? Can anyone hear you? and um if u have a knife in there, then SAW IT OPEN BABY!

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