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Dog.
okay, i really hope you can help me.
it all started last month when i started becoming attracted to my nextdoors neighbors dog. I mean, I know thats weird, but if you just see this dog, its a hott one. And hes really fun to do. So, like almost every night I sneak outside and we do each other in the sandbox but I just feel like our relationship is missing something..like communication. I really want to have this dogs babies, but he wouldn't be able to support the family at all. He couldn't get a job, hold the babies, feed the babies, teach the babies anything besides how to lick their private areas. I just really need some help here. I love that guy but its just really a sucky situation. Thanks, Annymous Person.
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