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why dont we just throw shamu back in the ocean!?!!?


Question Posted Monday February 7 2005, 9:10 pm

dear mary elen:
i am 92 years old.. i live in hietenberg wyoming, and i enjoy croquette, yoga, and physical relationships with under 18 year olds.. girl or boy? ;) but you see my problem is... im starting to think that people only like me cause ill have sex! what do u think? the sight of me in a bikini is unbearable! im a senior citizen prostitute and damn proud! my wrinkly ass is very sexy adn the youngens tend to find a serious liking to it! they like to spank it! woohoo! im willddddd! uh uh uh! i moan like im 22! anyone intersted?
- the 92 year old prostitute from heitenburg wyoming


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mariaellena12 answered Monday February 7 2005, 9:12 pm:
Dear Purve,
I dont feel comfortable answering this question if it even is a question and yea.....you nasty, lol nobody wants to see that wrinkly ass of yours so....go clean up!

~mAry elleN~

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