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Q: hey maryellen
im 13 and my boyfriend is 17 and he keeps asking me to have sex with him and i keep telling him im not ready and hes all fine with it but now he has gotten to the point to wear hes like there are so many people that would be willing to have sex with him and im just not ready and hes always saying he is going to break up with me if i dont have sex with him and i dont want him to break up with me b/c we have been going out for like a year and a half and i love hime but im just not ready....
so what should i do should i just have sex with him or just keep telling him im not ready and if he really loves me you will wait?
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hmm i think you already know the answer to this... if he cant respect your decision not to have sex with him unless ur ready than he's really not that good of a boyfriend and ur better off without him just tell him that yea if he thinks all those other girls want to have sex with him and you wont he's just a loser and he doesnt erally love you so just forget about him. hope i helped!
~mAry elleN~
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Q: dear mary elen:
i am 92 years old.. i live in hietenberg wyoming, and i enjoy croquette, yoga, and physical relationships with under 18 year olds.. girl or boy? ;) but you see my problem is... im starting to think that people only like me cause ill have sex! what do u think? the sight of me in a bikini is unbearable! im a senior citizen prostitute and damn proud! my wrinkly ass is very sexy adn the youngens tend to find a serious liking to it! they like to spank it! woohoo! im willddddd! uh uh uh! i moan like im 22! anyone intersted?
- the 92 year old prostitute from heitenburg wyoming
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Dear Purve,
I dont feel comfortable answering this question if it even is a question and yea.....you nasty, lol nobody wants to see that wrinkly ass of yours so....go clean up!
~mAry elleN~
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Q: i have a prediction for the super bowl game that whoever scores the most points will win the game and i was wondering if you think that prediction is reasonable.
Thanks
Notasha
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dont send me stupid questions
the people that score the most points will lose...DUH!
Go Patriots!
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Q: yes hello my name is albert....i am approxiamtley 25 years old i guess you could say i am a geek....tall skinny, glasses the whole deal...how do i get a girl to get on me? please help me because i really want a girl to make out with me and not just because she wants homework please help
sincerely
albert alfred
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Dear Geek,
I don't think wanting a girl to "get on you" is very apprpriate and if you go up to a girl and say i want to be on you... she will slap you so dont say that ok?
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Q: hey i need a liitlle help with his advice thing i dont know how to do it pls help
ria
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maria go away.....
hahaha just kidding lol!
ill tell you later
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Q: hello my name is niamo i am 25 yrs old and has never been asked out on a date guys are so rude to me and they sit on me sometimes but than they call me weird i dont know how to break out of my shell i still liv at home right now and i play with my pet ferret alot....i guess u could say things are getting pretty serious bw us i mean weve made out a couple time but i wanna a really relationship and i dont know how to break it it to him thanks for ur time please help!
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Dear Niamo,
im sorry that guys sit on you thats not very nice. It good that you have a pet ferret but like i dont think you shoudl get seriosu with the ferret and you shodulnt make out wiht it either that is just weird, so get rid of your purve ferret and get an apartment and go find someone! Hope it helped!
~mAry elleN~
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Q: mmary ellen you have to help me!
i weight aproximately 459 pounds.. i know! im a beast!what to do what to do? food=life.. this is my motto.. i know its terrible! day in adn day out all i can think aobut is food food food! help me mary please oh god please! one time i went to the laungerie store and i put on a hot pink sex thong.. and it ripped! help me!
-fatty from philly
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Dear too fat to fit in a thong,
your weigfht problem is terrible and i feel really bad for you and im glad im not as fat as you lol! I htink you should go on a weight watchers diet and maybe just like...not eat
sell your refridgerator and yea dont eat cake and stuff cuz thats bad is goes straight to your ass! ok well i hope i helped!
~mAry elleN~
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Q: my name is marg....i am 48 yrs old and i need ur help i am in love with my cousin i dont know what to do bc my cousin in 85 yrs old and is a woman my family would never approve pls help!
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hello marg i understand ur problem and everyone goes throughh this kind of thing so it's totally normal just tell your family that your in love your cousin and that you can not be seperated because this is your lover they will understand just i wish you the best with your love life with your cousin....
~mAry elleN~
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Q: i want to spend more time with my dad. yeah i no that sounds weird but he may not have long to live but u never no and i want to spend as much time as i want with him but see i have never ereally hung out with him and i don't no wat to do with or or how to ask him.
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hmm this is a tough one....thinking..... do try to spend as much time with him ask him if he wants to go to chilli's and get buffalo wings or soemthing because no one can ever turn down chilli's buffalo wings ;)
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Q: I have a question abotu my physical fitness. I am a fat ass and do nothing but lay around and watch tv and eat twinkies all day. What are some ways to help my obesity?
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*ahem* well here's a little reminder to get off your fat lazy lard ass and do something walk your dog up a hill burn some calories go join the gym system at the four seasons just... i htink you shoudl lose some weight because under all that fat fat fatness is a good person who is beautiful and yea gotta go hope it helps !!! w/e
~mAry elleN~
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Member Since: February 4, 2005 Answers: 10 Last Update: February 23, 2005 Visitors: 820
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