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HEY WELL YESTERDAY THIS GUY NAMED "MOLAJO WITNESMAN" ASKED ME OUT! BUT HES A NERD AND HES PRETTY UGLY. HIS HOBBY IS BITING THE TEACHER'S CHALK. HE DOSENT GET HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL OR BASKETBALL AND SOCCER. THE ONLY THING HE NEW HOW TO DO IS TO ASK ME OUT. HE LOVES ONIONS. AND YESTERDAY HE MADE A LOVE SONG FOR ME ABOUT ONIONS! ITS THIS! ITS BASED ON "DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONIONS
oooooooOOOOOOONIONS
WHEN THE ONIONS BY THE WINDOW MA
EAT IT LIKE ITS HOTT
EAT IT LIKE ITS HOTT
EAT IT LIKE ITS HOTT
WHEN THE PEELS TRY TO GET AT YA
HIDE BEHIND THE TREE
HIDE BEHIND THE TREE
HIDE BEHIND THE TREE
WHEN THE ONION GETS AN ADITTUDE
LICK IT LIKE ITS NOTT
LICK IT LIKE ITS NOTT
LICK IT LIKE ITS NOTT
I GOT THE SMELL ON MY BUTT AND IM POURING RICE CRISPIES
AND I PEEL THE BEST ONION CAUSE I HAVE IT GOIN ON
YEA THATS THE SONG HOW SWEET HE SAID FOR OUR HONEYMOON, HES GONNA TAKE MY TO A ONION OBSERVATORY. I REALLY "DONT" WANNA GO. BUT O WELL! ONIONS ARE HIS LIFE. SO WHEN U RESPOND, PLESE TELL ME A COUNTRY WHERE ONIONS ARE HIGHLY PRODUCED SO I CAN SHOW HIM. I THINK ITS KENYA. .. FOR MY CALCULATIONS. ONIONS ARE HIS LIFE. ONIONS SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. ONIONS ARE HOTT. THATS WHY I LOVE MOLAJO. MY BF. I WILL LOVE HIM FOREVER UNTIL HIS ONION SMELL GOES AWAY
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What the fuck? Are you on something? What you just wrote is metal. Besides the song "Eat Me Like Its Hot", I'll give you some props for that shit! Probably took a lot of brain power to think that up, since it looks like you got none.
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