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Britney Spears
Dear Teri,
Two things have plagued me lately:
1. Why did Britney name her pet Chihuahua "BitBit" and dress it like Paris Hilton?
AND
2. Why were she and her fiancee allowed to propagate their species?
Please help me make sense of the madness!
Sincerely,
Misunderstood in Mishawaka
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My Dearest Misunderstood Mish -
Britney Spears should spare the world any further torture and just put herself out of our misery. As for her little dog "BitBit", since Britney is retarded, I am sure she meant it to sound like her name and thought that's how you spelled "BritBrit". As for dressing the dog like Paris, I think Britney has a secret longing for Paris.
The old question of propagating the species....ah yes, breeding. I really cannot say why they are allowed other than, hey they are heterosexuals and it's encouraged!
I am always concerned about people wading in the shallow end of the gene pool reproducing.
Thanks for asking my dear...and stay away from E! Entertainment Channel, it can only bring you pain and suffering.
-Teri
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