I have a major problem. I have this friend, and hes been my best frind for years! We are the hookup dogg!!! But the other day when we were filling out our scrap book of people we dont like he asked me if i liked men. I just kinda sat there and itched my balls for a second, and then pretended i didnt hear it. He let it go. So the next week we went to Lifetime fitness and when i was in the sauna, naked as always kuz im so HOTT, he kept on staring at my wang, so i asked him what he was doing and he said he like men. I was like OH MY GOSH!! So i covered myself the best i could and went running out of the sauna NAKED! A policeman was there and he said i was committing a felony for public nudity. He said i "offended" everyone around me and him. I am sitting here in jail right now, typing this while i get raped by a couple of black inmates. I NEED YOUR HELP MICHEAL!!!!!
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