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Question Posted Tuesday November 23 2004, 12:03 am

Dear scrala, sometimes i touch myself at night while I think of cumming all over my sisters face. I really like that part. That's not really my problem though. The real issue at hand is how to get rid of the 3 lbs of semen that has accumullated over time on my bedpost and how I can hide it from my mother. She doesnt come in here much except to beat me or to use me for her sexual pleasure so I have a bit of time to fix this before I ship off to the Peace Corps.


Thanks,
MrDoughboy


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Scralatchtica answered Tuesday November 23 2004, 12:06 am:
Ah, the ole' 3 lbs. of semen on the bedpost problem. We've all been there, eh??? Sometimes you have to find those cum-loving sluts off the streets and slap their face with a $20, ya know it???


What's funny about my response is that I answered your question with questions.


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