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Dear scrala, sometimes i touch myself at night while I think of cumming all over my sisters face. I really like that part. That's not really my problem though. The real issue at hand is how to get rid of the 3 lbs of semen that has accumullated over time on my bedpost and how I can hide it from my mother. She doesnt come in here much except to beat me or to use me for her sexual pleasure so I have a bit of time to fix this before I ship off to the Peace Corps.
Thanks,
MrDoughboy (link)
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Ah, the ole' 3 lbs. of semen on the bedpost problem. We've all been there, eh??? Sometimes you have to find those cum-loving sluts off the streets and slap their face with a $20, ya know it???
What's funny about my response is that I answered your question with questions.
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my hair always gets tangled up
whats a good hair product for that? (link)
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Scissors.
:)
Charlie
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I'm heavily attracted to one of my brother's friends. WHAT SHOULD I DO!??!!?!?!??! (link)
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Kill him before he finds out you like him and kills himself.
Love,
Charlie
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dear, faggot.
sometimes i have terrible fantasies about a fat black man named molly raping my tight asshole. the sad thing is, i kind of enjoy it. what should i do ?
sincerely,
tight ass. (link)
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Get ready to change that name to loose ass. You don't have much longer.
The real problem here is the black man named Molly. Molly is a VERY unusual name for a black MAN. Perhaps you're a lesbian???
Oh wait, you're a bisexual, Jaim- I mean... uhh... tight ass.
You should address this problem by bending over like a good girl. I'll legally change my name and skin color tomorrow down at the town square.
Have a good night,
Charlie
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Lately, my penis has not been functioning to it's full capacity, and i know that it can do more than it is doing now. I am too young to take any medication for this, and would like your help with this problem. Thank you very much scralachtica.
sincereley,
Mr. Paul Weller (link)
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Hmm... this is a tough one. Would you consider the same butcher knife you hacked up your leather couch with medication??? If not, that's the answer. You know the saying, if it doesn't work to its full capacity, you might as well just cut it off. Hope it all works out for you Kyl- I mean... uhh... Paul...
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Chuck D
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