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Question Posted Monday November 15 2004, 9:30 pm

How come people assume humpty dumpty was an egg? How ignorant! It never states that he is an egg, he could've been anything with a shell but NOOOO they assume its an egg...

Han Banan


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RaineyDaze answered Monday November 15 2004, 9:36 pm:
That is an EXCELLENT POINT Han Banan. Very astute of you. People just don't think about things any more.

And now I ask you:
How come we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
How come doctors call their jobs "practice"?
Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", than is Congress the oppisite of Progress?
How does a shelf salesman, keep his store from looking empty?
How come you have to show your drivers liscence to buy alcohol, when you can't drink and drive?
And last, but certainly not least....How come Pluto has to sleep in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog, gets to ride around in cars and hang out with Mickey and stuff? I mean, if that's not discrimination, then I don't know what is!


I think we should all ponder these things. They are worthy of much thought and consideration. Pluto needs YOU!

And as for the Humpty Dumpty thing...I have personally always thought that Humpty is a turtle with a very delicate shell....

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