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I want someone.
Dear MFS:
How do I make friends?
How do I make lovers?
And I mean besides getting him/her/them drunk, putting viagra in his drinks and then taking him to a dark room and...yeah. Or taking off my shirt and shoving my boobages in his face.
Preferably something that lets me keep my innocence for the time being.
Thanks.
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Want to answer more questions in the Relationships category?
Maybe give some free advice about: Friendship?
I believe if you look in the anarchist cookbook, they have a lovely recipe for making friends. Or, better yet, try raising an undead army. Why bother with whiney, living beings as friends, when you can have an entire legion of undead, loyal subjects worshipping your every move?
As for lovers, I would suggest kidnapping and slow brainwashing. After about a month or two, they'll be not only very willing, but essentially putting in your hands.
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