instead of snorting stuff like sprite and candy up my nose...i like to use my vagina. i've put coca-cola up there, carrots, cheetohs, apple seeds, and my favorite my mom's home-maid cake, just like last years birthday cake (she was wondering where it all went, i told her i gave it to the homeless girl on the corner of front st. and sunset). its starting to get funky smells, what should i do?
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