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give me sex appeal adivice i wanna be hot and i want all the men to love me and want me
uhhh dress slutty and .. have sex alot.. and be pretty.. ((but dont hit on dane.)) haha! :)
once me and my boyfriend ere making out and he was feeling me up and then i went into his pants to up * SUCK ON A LOLI POP * but then i went into his pants and umm there wasnt a you know what. i freaked out and left his house. should i dump him?
- OH NO!
totally..whats the point of going out with him if he doesnt have a dick?!!?
wow thanks Lacey you've helped me through so much! i bought a tooth brush.. well stole another. i am on a ship to africa ina few minutes but one of the drivers wants to f.uck me then throw me in the back buts its the only way to get there. should i do it or contiunuing stealing stuff at the local fred meyer. whgich should i do? the driver is kinda cute compared to the other hobos on the street. he says i could make a very nice hoe on the streets[ whats a hoe? ] but it sounds like a wonderful job for money! should i take it or leave it?
- too poor so im using a library computer
TOTALLY TAKE IT!
Okay..he two friends that i know are like making him ask me out but hes scared cause he won't be able to see me that much for like 3 months..and i mean i REALLY like him...i really want to go out with him cause he says everything so right! What do i do now??
Also..nice advice..your really good..but why will you hunt me down! :-) haha!
ooohh hey!.. alright so i take it that he is hot.. thats a good thing.. so i think you should tell him that you wanna go out with him and that you think he is really hot and you shouldnt really like.. ask him out but make it obvious that if he asked you out then you would say yes and that you really like him.. and yah three months is a LOOONG time i kno.. i think not seeing a hottie for like.. 2 weeks is way too long.. but if you really like him.. you ;should totally wait the 3 months.. cuz waiting is WAAAAY better than not having him at all...
BTW:: the hunting down thing was a joke cuz i want to go out with this older guy.. but you actually have the chance so i was saying i would be really mad if you didnt take the chance.. haha im not crazy i sware! hah
Ok...I'm 16 years old and I don't go to a regular school...I go to a girls' school. I don't KNOW any boys. I just don't. I wanted to meet some because I really want a boyfriend. So, I went to a restaurant the other day, and started smiling at one of the guys there. He just gave me a look like "What? Why are you staring at me?"
What is wrong with me??? I thought that was a good way!!
Well, atleast I got his attention, right?
ugh.........
uhh no.. why would that be a good idea to just stare at someone..? they are probably thinking like... wtf i must be really ugly cuz that girl is like staring at me.. and also.. why would you go to a resturaunt..? and also.. tell your mom to get you out of that gay school..
i like this *guy* but my *friend* stalks him.. and he just went off to college... but he is comming back in a week or so.. and i really wanna get a picture of him and show everyone but her..and i would be HELLLLA funny..but.. would that ruin our friendship?
--HELLLL YESSSS THAT WOULD RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP YOUR FRIEND WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN AND SHE WOULD BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR PICTURE AND YOU WOULD NEVER GET IT BACK SO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. besides.. he likes me not you.. SO THERE.!!
how do you know if you are pregnant?
-- umm you get really fat and then one day.. a baby pops out. good luck with that?
im totally into my best friends cousin! we are always flirting when we see each other! but he tried to remote me! then he tried to finger me once right in front of my mom! i really like him, he's sweet, cute, into me, but he just always wants to do something to me! how can i make him stop in front of other ppl?!?! he even tried to put his twanger in my anal when we were in school! but seriosuly, he's so good at that (and so hott) that im positive he will be great in bed (or couch, beach, table, airplane, bus, honey bucket, or anywhere else!) how can i make him stop while in public(i enjoy it anywhere else!)
--who cares if people watch.. its not like they dont do it either...! hah
i recently found myself having the simple pleasure of masturbating with a water bottle and my shaving cream gel container. my mom caught me in the shower (i called for more shampoo) with the shaving gel container up my "pussy" area. then i was sitting on the dryer and i ptu shoes in there (gives more pleasure). i told my mom i was waiting for my clothes to dry, but she saw my face and knew i was having an orgasm! then i recently have found myself attracted to my pussy cats extremely large cock (its like 7 inches! i measured!) is this weird? please let me know!
P.S. my boyfriend hasnt found out, but dont tell him, he's the guy with the afro, yellow jacket, always has his CD player and jamming out to it, and walking down the streets of issaquah! his name is kenny!
--umm maybe your like.. retarded?..
im addicted to sex. i just cxant stop. i fucked everything in my room.. my dog is still weirded out by it.. but after my ex and i did it i cant stop its sooo good i love being fucked by weird things [ note knifes arnt good. ] but it was gooood and now i cant stop. what do i do im like a horny little school girl.
--always be around guys.. stay away from girls.
omg! ok i got dared to stick a frozen hot dog up my vagina! well turns out i actually like it! well after each use, i put it back in the freezer.....unfortuantly one night we had hot dogs and my mom ate the one i had been using! she sais it had a familiar taste!
--wow.. thats really gross.. i wouldnt tell her.. cuz it sounds like she eats that kinda stuff on a regular basis.. so if she gets like.. some STD she'll think it was her fault!.
okay so recently ive been hanging out with some friends that i wouldnt normally hang out with them out of school or sports. They smoke pot and they talk about ti all the time. since ive been hanging out with them i have been wanting to smoke it but i know its not the right choice. What do you think i should do?
--try it!
instead of snorting stuff like sprite and candy up my nose...i like to use my vagina. i've put coca-cola up there, carrots, cheetohs, apple seeds, and my favorite my mom's home-maid cake, just like last years birthday cake (she was wondering where it all went, i told her i gave it to the homeless girl on the corner of front st. and sunset). its starting to get funky smells, what should i do?
P.S. i already tried to snort soap up my vagina
--well there is a disposable douche at QFC for those kind of things.. thanks sign again (this was answered bye mischievieas mackenzie look me up!) --369 dane is fines answer-- umm well.. thats gross.. bye
Alright, last year i fell in love with one of my teachers who is much older than i am. i love him a ton. i've loved him all summer long, and i've missed him like crazy. tomorrow i start a new highschool and i'm scared like crazy. i don't want to go, because i don't want what my teacher and i have to go away. i don't want to go to a new school. i want to stay at my jh. i don't want to leave. what can i do to make this easier on me? i'm so heartbroken, i just don't know what to do.
--have sex
hey, okay so i really like this guy and i have this totally slutty best friend but she has a boyfriend, and shes really cool too. but whenever i hang out with him i hang out with her too. and i think that he likes her!! what should i do?
--take lessons from your friend.. and turn slutty
ok i ahve a serious problem... i was masterbating with weird objects again and one got stuck and the scissors cut me! i cant get my lip gloss out, its my favorite lip gloss too, its by revlon, its a pearl pink and its small. and its stuck now.. i'm having a party in a couple weeks and i need that lip gloss! me and my boyfriend cant have sex because im afraid it will get lost inside of me or it will fall out durring sex and that will be weird.. its been in there for about 8 days. im afraid to go to a doctor, tell my mom, tell my boyfriend, my cousin, and to stick a tampon up there! what should i do!! im getting horny without sex and i think my mascara is looking pretty good.
-signed, i need OUT!
--ohh welll i think u should try everything you can to get it out and if nothing works then you should ask some random person to help you.. (totally kinky) hah jk.. anyways.. once you finnaly get that stuff out... dont put anything but real dicks in there..
i have had the most embarrassing sex stories.....i got my peiod during sex, i was wearing granny pannies before sex, and the worst of all....my boyfriends dick got stuck! and we're still stuck right now! what can i do? should i got the doctor or hospital?
~signed, i need a break!
--well as long as its in there.. have some fun
im really ebarrased because i have gingivideous and i am too poor for a toothbrush. i once stole one from fred meyer and got caugfht but they gave it to me when i smiled. then i used the toothbrush too much and the bristrles fell out.. i live on the corner of front street and sunset. i need lots of help! please send food, gargaling supplies and a boy. i get horny too you know! my parents left me on the side of the road 2 years ago and never came back to get me. i look like a pamala anderson without boobs, not pretty, shorter, bad teeth, a little rounder[ aka fatter ] , dumber, and poor-er, way way poorer.
what should i do!?
- too poor so im using a library computer.
--well you should probably steel more stuff..
ok, well me n' my boyfriend always have sex at his house because his parents are never home. well he only has a twin size bed. so whenever we have sex we always fall off. sure it gives sex an extra boost of excitement, but somehow im always on the bottom when we fall and i always get these bruises. so my mom suspects he is abusing me, but in reality he is F*UCKING me hard! should i tell my mom what we're really doing before she calls the cops?
--just tell her to mind her own f*ucking buissness she isnt your mom..or tell and ur mom can join and you can have a threesome!?! hah i am totally joking.
ok me and my boyfriend have been dating for about a year now.. and we never had sex because he has a gay rule thats no sex untill 16. but come on, we in the mood when we see each other and his parents are never home and he has a lock on his door so why not. should i dump him for another guy or should i tell him i want to have sex really bad because i get really horny sometimes and masterbate with weird objects.. [highlighters work the best] but i wish we could just get it over with! what should i do!?
-signed, desperate for sex
--well if your boyfriend is hot.. you should totally keep him.. and just like.. rape him? hahh but if he is ugly.. then get a new guy