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Question Posted Tuesday August 31 2004, 12:52 am

omgosh im pregnant....but i am 12 years old! im not ready and its been 3 months and my mom doesnt know she thinks im fat. shes sending me to bally's today and i dono if thats good for the baby. its a boy. its name is gary. his daddy was a good man too bad he died in a car accendent.. then shot... then ran over.... then shot again. so now hes a bastard child. should i tell my mom or have a baby and say im a baby sitter? please help me.

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369_dane_is_fine answered Tuesday August 31 2004, 12:59 am:
you should just tell your mom that you found a baby on the side of the road and you didnt wanna leave it there.. so u took it.. and then when you get really pregnant u should just tell her that your too fat to work out.. and that you will take pills so that after you have a baby you can just get skinny again.. OK BYE

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