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masturbation


Question Posted Wednesday August 25 2004, 5:21 pm

what are some masturbation techinques you find work? i can never get myself to cum i always pee (disgusting right?) lol please help me!!

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HIMlovemetal325 answered Wednesday August 25 2004, 9:47 pm:
Okay I found some techniques.

GUY TECHNIQUES HERE:
Technique 1) Lie down on your side and hold onto your penis with the "Backhand" grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It's a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It's also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the "vagina."
Technique 2) If you like the "Vagina" technique but don't have a lot of stamina or energy, masturbate normally until you can feel that if you don't stop, you'll ejaculate. At that point, wrap both hands around your penis and start pumping "Vagina"-style like there's no tomorrow. This will be a very rewarding experience.
Technique 3) Kneel on the floor, and lay down a towel. Lube up well, and lock together the fingers of both hands, palms up. Place your erection in your hands, and wrap your hands around your penis. Then put your hands (and your erection) on the floor, and pump your pelvis front to back, without moving your hands. Throw your head back, close your eyes, and imagine having sex with the girl of your dreams. You may have to lube up a few times, but it produces a very nice orgasm.

FEMALE TECHNIQUES HERE:
Technique 1) Take a wet, warm washcloth and put Vaseline on it. Lightly stroke it back and forth over your clit.
Technique 2) If you have a pool or hot tub, get in front of one of the jets or blowers and spread your legs as far as you can. Get kinda far from it and let it hit your clit and slowly begin to go closer to the jet. The closer you get the more intense the stimulation. You cum pretty quickly.
Technique 3) Try using a large syringe (without the needle!). Fill it with warm water and insert it while rubbing your clit. Push it in and out (without releasing the water) until you're ready to climax. As you're coming, squirt the warm water into your pussy with 6 or 7 short bursts, like it's cum.

And for the other thing you said, this is actually a common experience in boys still going through the early stages of puberty. There is an internal mechanism that prevents urine from being expelled during ejaculation — but many guys are able to ejaculate before this mechanism fully matures. When this happens, a small amount of urine (rather than semen) may be expelled with orgasm. The condition will go away as you get older. Hope I helped :-D lol
- LIVEY

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