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i need help
ok candace hey i dont no where to begain..ok welll it all started one day when i was at the mall with my friend[not gonna say names] but yeah we where at the mall havein a good ass time..then see started to make fun of my name sayin that it is a hilbilly name n she always tells me to go feed the pigs when there isnt any pigs around and we dont even live on a farm!!! i tell her to milk the cows but that dont make any scince ether scine there are none cows in my naberohood. then we got into a big ass fight then she pulled my bag and the bag riped open n all my stuff went everywhere..and i bought a thong earlery that day n it smells like bannanas n it landed on some old guys head then he was like "what smells like bannanas?" all confused about it..then she was talkin all ghetto in then i was like "why u talkin like my people?" then she was like "SHUT UP ur white to!!!" [yes i am white but i dont like to say i am -_-] ok well ne ways that hurt my feelings because then she said i was gay! then she was like "GO EAT SOMETHING SKINNY" so i did becse i like to eat the didnt hurt me alot all because yeah i like to eat i mean who dosent like to eat i love to eat eating is soo much fun fun fun fun fun!!! n then i walked past a picture place and there was a naked baby n i was like O O NAKED BABY!!!!! so..umm yeah what do i do becasue i feel so confused n sad???
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um well.. maybe ur name is a hill billy name and that thong thing.. thats really funny.. i think i saw it happen.. at the joliet mall.. the guy was lookin all confused Het! what smells like banannas!? n maybe u shouldnt try to b ghetto when ur white n u need to STOP eating to maybe u will get fatter b/c ur too skinny even tho u always eat eat eat eat eat!! n next time u c a naked baby.. try not to freak out ok?
kirstie you are so gay for writing this. now go feed the pigs while i milk the cows.. and kim go cook some rice! lolol
xOx* kandiie
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