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Multi-me...
On my way home from school today, I ran into myself, and I don't mean that I walked into a mirror. Standing right in front of me...was me. He pretended not to notice and walked away. Still shaken, I got home only to find that the house had been trashed. To my further dismay, my own mother began to berate me for destroying the house! My girlfriend is hiding from me, and my friends have become my enemies. I think this other me is destroying my life, and what worries me is that since then, I've noticed a number of other people who bear uncannily resemblances to me, some of whom are even female. What should I do? The world is being overrun by a multitude of mes. Please help me!
--Lance Snow
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Well Lance, the first thing you need to do is stop watching old Re-runs of Card Captor Sakura and sitting in your basement watching the Matrix. The second thing you need to do is stop chowing down on gummy snacks before bedtime.
After you have accomplished those tasks you need to take your imaginative talents and apply them to a novel, or maybe the plotline for a short-lived late sunday night sci-fi TV show. It's time for you to start cashing in, bud.
Or maybe you just need new glasses.
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