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cows?
How do I get into the cow profession?
I've tried eating grass outside, but I guess my moo's just not good enough. I can't seem to get a job as a cow anywhere.
Help! It's always been my ambition to be hamburger at McDonald's!
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Well first you must mooo-start thinking like a cow. Then you must realize that I am your overlord. then turn white with spots (if you cant do this then paint will work too)now you must sleep out side (standing up). Get a barn! Oh and you have to be a vegetarian. If that doesnt work ask you local scientist to transfer some cow genes into you. Why do you want to be a hamburger? Dont try to be a hamburger. Its fairly gross, I've seen alot of cows killed for burgers. That is how I have turned people into cows. I hope it works for you. ~Moo
(Oh and keeep practicing your moos!)
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