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Marry Me Turc


Question Posted Tuesday October 7 2003, 4:10 pm

Dear Turc, please marry me.
I will give you 100 million dollars.
I am very rich I promise.


I love you, your band obsession and clarinet.
Will you marry me?

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Turc answered Tuesday October 7 2003, 5:12 pm:
It depends. Are you a male under 18 in the west-central Pennsylvanian area? Because my door only swings one way, and if you're over 18 it's illegal, and if you're outside of PA you're screwed. Oh yeah, and you have to be 18 to get married legally I think.... I'm not that old yet. Sorry. :) Thanks for the offer, though. And remember- money isn't everything! However, I'd really appreciate some at the moment... Oh well, win some, lose some. ;)

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