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Jerk It Out!


Posted Wednesday July 12 2006, 5:12 pm

In the Caesers song "Jerk it Out", does it really mean to um... jerk it out? Sorry, I don't want to sound vulgar but I was singing it and my mum asked me if it meant that.

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truth or dare


Posted Wednesday July 12 2006, 4:34 pm

hey guys im about to have a party with my friend and we want to have some questions in our mind for truth or dare but we cant think of any! if anyone has some good ones much appreciated thanks in advance! <3

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bug bites


Posted Wednesday July 12 2006, 2:02 pm

is there a quick, easy way to get rid of bug bites quickly? i have about 10 little bug bites all over my face and they look like zits. im going to a party tomorrow and i really dont want them! (please dont tell me to cover them up, i just want them gone)

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Jedi and Sith-


Posted Wednesday July 12 2006, 9:00 am

How do I become a jedi or sith and how do i unlock the force.

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height


Posted Wednesday July 12 2006, 1:59 am

how tall is ryan ross, the guitarist/lyricist from panic at the disco?

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Apple ipod


Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 11:27 pm

I'm just wondering if anyone has an idea on how to get a 30GB ipod cheap. Much appreciated!

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CAR NAME!


Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 10:00 pm

I just got a brand new 2007 Honda Civic for my 16th birthday. My friends and I all name our cars. I know it's strange but that's what we do haha. Well, I can't think of a name. My car is a deep blue//royal purple in the sun and it's a "male" car. A list of guy names that would fit my model//color car would be great! Thanks y'all!

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AOL


Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 9:48 pm

I have AOL on my desktop...is there anyway to get it on my laptop?

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Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 6:40 pm

Are you still a virgin if you have sex but he didnt pop your cherry?

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virgin


Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 6:21 pm

Okay me and my boyfriend had sex one time but i know he didnt pop my cherry cause i didnt bleed at all.. so am i still considered a virgin???

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CAMP FROM HELL


Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 5:44 pm

i go to this summer day camp every week day and its HELL. oh my god. all we do is sit there in the burning hot sun for 3 hours watching the boys do whatever they want and all the girls are sweating to death. therees like 6 girls and like 15 boys. oh yeah, and the only thing i look forward to is mtv day. every year we do a fun song and a new song and we make a fun dance to it. but guess what? since the boys want to do the hockey pockey, we are performing the hockey pockey for the whole camp. And the camp is unorganzied too. The schedule for my day is sports, sports, (insert boys pick her), (insert boys pick here), practice hockey pockey, go home sweating to death. I WANT TO QUIT SO BADLY, BUT MY PARENTS SAY THE PAID MONEY FOR IT AND I CANT Q...

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henna tattoo


Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 3:20 pm

i was wondering if anyone knew any tricks to make henna tattoos stay on your skin longer or not fade. i am going on vacation to the beach and i want to get one but i dont want it to fade beore i come home. ive had one before and they always fade soon. does anyone have any tricks? thanks

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Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 2:58 pm

if you go to a drug store/gas station. you ask to buy a pack of cigarettes. they want to see your ID, if you are underage, can you get in trouble for adtempting to buy cigarettes?

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Stolen Bike


Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 12:22 pm

I locked my bike on a stop sign behind a dumpster in the shade behind the place where I work. Not a combo lock, not a cheap chain. Someone clipped it and took the bike.

Can I safely lose all faith in humanity now that rap is the most popular music (read the lyrics people. Read the freaking lyrics), an 11 year old in my neighborhood is pregnant, and people steal bikes from teenagers who then have to walk home four miles?

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photoshop


Posted Tuesday July 11 2006, 10:27 am

What's photoshop and where can I get it? or get like a demo for it?

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body


Posted Monday July 10 2006, 10:14 pm

I know this is a shallow question, but I'm just curious. Can a person be considered "sexy" if she has really small breasts and a tiny butt, but the rest of the body is really great looking to make up for it? This question is going to be rated down, I know it's not a good question. But I don't dare ask anyone in person. And what better place to get these kinds of answers than this site?

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myspace help


Posted Monday July 10 2006, 8:14 pm

how do you make your myspace NOT private? thank you bunches

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choosing a study


Posted Monday July 10 2006, 8:12 pm

Can someone help explain what each of these studies/majors are, like what you do and learn? Can someone also rate from 1-10 how hard each one is?

-accounting
-word processing specialist
-marketing management
-business office technology
-administrative office technology
-business studies

Thank you!

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Stripping


Posted Monday July 10 2006, 7:38 pm

I have a question for all of you out there. I really love this one girl except for the fact that I discovered something I didn't like about her. She's a stripper. And I would like to know if you think it's good or bad to be a stripper and give me reasons why it's good or bad. Please explain in great detail.

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Blackheads.


Posted Monday July 10 2006, 5:15 pm

Does anybody know how to make your own pore strips to get rid of blackheads?

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