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An aspiring pilot here!!! Feel free to ask me anything under the sun!As for those questions relating to sex and it's attributes,it may not be answered. oh ya!! my name's Terence.
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hi my name is robet i am a pat time intern please help me answer questions from my homwrok

1. how to integrate sec^3 x in three steps or less

2. solve f(x) = (3x^3 + 2x^2)/sqrt(4x^2 + 6x^3) by Riemann integral

3. explain in 100 words or less why a minimum of 3 points must be used to define a plane

4. what is the locus described by a minimum of 4 points? 5 points?

5. explain the 5-step process to reduce a matrix to RREF (link)
Sorry. I didn't attend school on wed


there is a cockroach- alive and kicking.
you are provided with:-
1 bottle of bleach
1 fake banana
1 rubber slipper
1 hairdryer
2 bimbos
Superman
1 small boy
1 kuali
3 malaysian ringgit
How would you go about using the above materials to kill this cockroach?
Please describe carefully in great detail.
Yours sincerely,
chello
(link)
firstly, with 3 malaysian riggit, u could bribe a boy to take the cockroach to you with his bare hands since he doesn't know what a cockroach is. You can then do the following.

1. Trash the cockroach with the slipper.

2. Stuff the cockroach into the fake banana and fry it with the kuali. You'll then end up with fake goreng cockroach pisang.

3. Drown the cockroach in the bottle of bleach.

4. Blow the cockroach dry with the hairdryer till it becomes crispy.

Alternatively, you could offer the 2 bimbos to Superman and he'll kill the cockroach for you with his laser eyes and cryptonium strength.

hope i helped!

tEr


HEllo... actually i cant find a category for my questions, so i just ramdomly choose one... sorry. here are my questions...

24. Using appropriate rules used in finding derivatives, determine and hence obtain an expression for (acceptable to leave your answer in terms of s).

25. When the rope is pulled in at the rate of 2 m/s, what is the rate of change of l with respect to time t, ?

26. Using appropriate rule, find the rate of change of s with respect to the time t, .

27. What is the speed of the stuntman when he is 20m (i.e. s=20) from the point A?

28. What is the speed of the stuntman when he is _________m from the point A?

29. What is the speed of the stuntman when he is 110 m from the point A?

please answer them ASAP as i have gotta present them soon. (link)
24.

dl/ds = 1 / 2[s^2 + 160s + 10000]^0.5 * (2s + 160)= (s + 80) / [s^2 + 160s + 10000]^0.5
ds/dl = [s^2 + 160s + 10000]^0.5 / (s + 80)

25.

dl/dt = -2m/s

26.

Ds/dt = ds/dl * dl/dt= [s^2 + 160s + 10000]^0.5 / (s + 80) * 2= 2[s^2 + 160s + 10000]^0.5 / (s + 80)

27.

Ds/dt = 2[{20}^2 + 160{20} + 10000]^0.5 / ({20} + 80)= 2.33 m/s (3 s.f.)

28.

2 2/3 m/s

29.

cannot be done cause the length is longer than 100 m.


What should i eat in order to prevent AIDS. is there any health supplements? (link)
HIV progressively damages the immune system, which can make a person susceptible to a range of opportunistic infections and lead to conditions such as weight loss, fever and diarrhoea.

These HIV-related conditions can lower food intake by reducing appetite and interfering with the body's ability to absorb food. HIV also alters metabolism which can often lead to increased energy and nutrient requirements for people with HIV-infection.

People with HIV who are also suffering from hunger and/or nutritional deficits are more likely to fall ill with opportunistic infections and less likely to be able to recover from them. In addition, people who are sick with HIV-related illnesses are also less able to work normally, to earn income or to produce food, which can lead to nutritional deficits both for themselves and for their dependants.

As in the population at large, a good diet that provides the full range of essential micronutrients is important to the health of people infected with HIV and can help bolster the immune system, boost energy levels and maintain body weight and well-being. Guidelines published jointly by the Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) and the World Health Organization (WHO) in 2003 offer simple dietary suggestions for people living with HIV and AIDS.

Over the last few years, several studies have been carried out to investigate the role of micronutrient supplements on the course of HIV/AIDS disease. The results of these studies have not been conclusive.WHO and UNAIDS recommendations for micronutrient supplementation are therefore the same for people whether they are infected with HIV or not.

Although they may help to meet increased nutritional requirements, nutritional supplements cannot replace eating a balanced and healthy diet. Furthermore, supplements are often not available, are expensive and may leave less money for food. Whether a person is infected with HIV or not, WHO and UNAIDS recommend a good mixed diet, whenever possible, rather than dietary supplements.

WHO and UNAIDS recommend periodic, high-dose vitamin A supplements for all children who are vitamin A deficient, including those who are HIV-infected, as these can reduce morbidity and mortality.

According to current UN feeding recommendations, infants of HIV-negative mothers and mothers who do not know their HIV status should be exclusively breastfed for the first six months of life, and thereafter should receive nutritionally adequate and safe complementary foods while breastfeeding continues up to 24 months or beyond.

However, for HIV-infected mothers, to reduce the risk of HIV transmission while minimizing the risk of other causes of morbidity and mortality, when replacement feeding is acceptable, feasible, affordable, sustainable and safe, avoidance of all breastfeeding is recommended. Otherwise, exclusive breastfeeding is recommended during the first months of life and should then be discontinued as soon as the conditions for replacement feeding are in place. Women should receive counselling about the risks and benefits of the various infant-feeding options, and support for their choice.

Feeding non-breastfed infants and young children from 6 months to 24 months of life poses particular challenges, especially in countries where formula, cow's milk and animal-source foods are not readily available. Guiding principles for feeding non-breastfed children have recently been developed.

Although good food and diet are important for the wellbeing of people living with HIV/AIDS, there is no evidence that food and/or dietary supplements alone will stop people who are infected with HIV from progressing to AIDS. Comprehensive care for people living with HIV and AIDS needs to include prophylaxis and treatment for opportunistic infections and antiretroviral therapy, where indicated and a healthy, balanced diet.

Antiretroviral therapy has been shown in numerous studies to reduce the replication of HIV in the body, reduce the incidence of opportunistic infections and AIDS-related illness and improve quality of life. Optimal antiretroviral treatment requires safe, clean drinking water and a balanced diet rich in energy, protein and micronutrients. Secure, good nutrition and clean water may make antiretroviral therapy easier to take and help ensure that treatment works effectively.

More research is needed to examine the micronutrient needs of people living with HIV/AIDS and the best role for micronutrient supplements in HIV/AIDS infected populations. There is no evidence that, taken alone, micronutrient supplements will prevent disease or prolong life for people living with HIV and AIDS.

tEr


petting? what's that? (link)
In human sexual behavior, petting is physical intimacy at the beginning of a sexual encounter that serves to build up sexual arousal, sometimes in preparation for sexual intercourse or another act meant to bring about orgasm. However, it also can mean showing affection towards your pet or an animal.

Such acts of intimacy is not at all recommended if you're under the age of 16. It could bring about serious consequences.

mAgiX


I broke my penis! how? (link)
I suggest u run to the nearest convenient store to get a tube of super glue. epoxy would take too long a time but it's worth a try if u want a long term solution. silicone is also worth a try. if there is no urgency, you can try sewing it up yourself. i hope this didn't come too late since it was posted a couple of hours ago.

yours,
mAgiX


I think my i stepped on a patch of grass earlier in the day... will they die? do i have to organise a funeral for them? do i need to send them to the vet? Or what-so-ever...? is hospital for horses? (link)
I think that the grass would probably die. However, i do not think that you can conduct a funeral for the grass as there is currently no known ritual for grasses. as for hospital for horses, i hope this website will be of help.http://www.hobartanimalhospital.com.au/horses/ I am not that sure of the transportation fees though, since the hospital is in Australia.

ter


I do not have any mental problem, but i'm asking this on behalf of my classmate, Terence. such a coincident.

He is my friend, of couse, and i'm worried for him. He's been acting retardedly and making a fool of himself in class. Related to your previous question about the crazy dumb fucking Adib, Terence have been acting like that too. He's been dating men and his parents are worried that his sex life would be affected. I see that gay activity is very common nowadays, but as a friend, i really do wish that he'll be straight. Please advise what i should do. (link)
Terence seems very much ok to me. I suggest you stop taking drugs coz it'll cause hallucination. As much as i can say, you should take care of your health coz seeing hallucinations up to this extend is certainly not an issue to be trifled with. i suggest you consult your doctor immediately.

tEr


Are you in a college or university? Have a ever encounted any couples making out during lessons? (link)
I'm actually in college, or rather poly. As for ur question, my answer is no. However, u are very much welcome to come to my school and be one of the first. thank you for taking interest in my column.

tEr


It's quite obvious when you walk in the street, everybody(almost) is tryna to follow the lastest trend. but y cant they come up with their own style? like skirt with boxer outside, socks with slippers, and singlet with lacy bra on the outside... SPECIAL (link)
Actually, as much as you are unaware of, many people have actually come out with, and are constantly having their own fasion. socks with slippers are actually quite common among European men if u would pay attention to the people around u. sad to say, singlets with lacy bra and skirts with boxers are a little too absord for the fasion world. however, i'm sure if u design something like that, it'll rock the world out of their socks.

love,
tEr

(p.s. i dun noe what SPECIAL is doin down there)


i saw this product that's used to exercise the dick in a sex shop. i wonder what is it used for. it is used improve the stamina or what? have you ever used it? how often do you masterbate? (link)
I think it is used to improve stamina as well as for exploration of possible sex tactics. hope it helped!

Ter


Male 13

This is kind of long so if you dont have time to read it it is okay

For the past 6 months i have been asking questions about my best friend and how i like her and what not.

Now a little backround info i have known HER for five years we are best friends. Now for the first three years i knew her i just couldnt be around her enough i had a major crush. Then i finally started letting go or hideing my feelings from myself. What ever it was it worked i really thought i was over her. But then about 6 months to a year ago i started liking her again.

i think this happend because she almost got a boy friend. so i have gotten through all the Drama over her so far her almost having a boy friend, her moving her being pushy ext...

But the thing with her her has always been she would say she didnt need a boyfriend and she would talk to me about all of this.

All of asudden she wants a boyfriend (which of course made me upset) But on top of that instead of talking to me about it she talks to this other girl she barley knows. i mean i could understand if she wanted to talk to a girl not a guy but shes never had trouble talking to me before.

the question is what should i do ( i know thats a pretty general question but i am having trouble finding the right words for my question)
I mean she tells me i can talk to her about anything but i have trouble talking to her about her.

SO bassically i just need advice for the whole situation (link)
Hi!

Firstly, everyone has different personalities especially during the puberty stage which I suppose that u are now in. Some girls, during this stage, prefer opening up to someone of their gender instead of a friend, regardless of sex or duration of friendship.

Personally, if I were to be in your situation, I would prefer to keep the friendship instead of confessing and risk losing it. Furthermore, even if you do become successful in winning her heart, it is highly unlikely that the relationship would last for very much of a long time. Getting into a relationship now would also put u to unhealthy exposures such as that of permarital sex and abortions.

I hope that this info would be of help to u. Cheers!

tEr


Is regular masterbation healthy? how do girls masterbate? Do they finger themselves? how? is it healthy? will they get injured? and is it health threatening? (link)
I think it would be better if u asked a girl about that. What i do know is that girls insert something up their vagina to simulate themselves. Masturbating is not that healthy for the mind though. Do take note of that.

Yours,
mAgiX


is there any recruitment for the job titile: cow fucker? (link)
Yes. there is. i think a certain person by the name of gladys is suitable for that.

Yours
tEr


so are u a gay? do u like to be poked? do u? i'm doing a survey on this. (link)
I'm not gay. Therefore, i do not enjoy being poked. I hope u'll do well in ur survey!

tEr


how long is ur dick? pls answer. i'm doing a survey for my project. (link)
I'm sure yahoo has many resources available. U can try it there as mine may not be of average size :)

Yours,
Ter


Y does males always known as the one who fuck the opp sex... why cant females fuck males? they dun have a dick, but they can always use a vibrator or banana os smth ya? WHY? (link)
Females can have sex with males. It is more commonly known for guys to initiate with girls because they are more outgoing and usually take the first step.

For your info, guys do not like to be poked unless he's gay. It would not be appropriate then, if a girl uses a vibrator or banana

Thanks for the question!

Ter


how abt u? do u have a dumb fucking classmate too? i noe you have a adorable classmate with the name of gladys... can you intro her to me? (link)
Of coz i can. but firstly, i have to know what sex u are of. This is because my expert instincts tell me that she is more interested in having things to do with girls. As for the word adorable, u'll have to compromise on that.

Everyone will definately have to encounter a dumb clsmate in his/her education life. Even dumb lecturers and teachers, in which many students can testify to. It is of course, no exception for me in this case.

yours sincerely,
Terence


Which comes first? The egg or the chicken? (link)
I have a feeling that the egg came first. That is because the egg was probably from some other animal and another retarded male bird species masturbated on the egg that was already there, thus resulting in unintended pregnency, or fertalisation in this case. Therefore, another species called the chicken was created. =)

Cheerios~
tErEncE


HOW? i've gotta dumb idiotic classmate who loves to ask dumb fucking questions and present dumb fucking nonsense... HOW? His name is adib. HOW? y does his parents give him such a dumb fucking name, and therefore he's a dumb fuck... HOW? (link)
hi!

Firstly, I think that having a dumb classmate is cool. coz u would be able to disturb him and he wouldn't even know it. Therefore, he would be a good alternative for a stress ball or a punching bag.

U should be able to accept him as he is and let him present all the nonsense he wants to. Coz u can't expect him to shut up if he's that a hell of a retard. :)

Lastly, a person would not be dumb with relation to his name. If that is the case, wouldn't George Clooney be a looney?? i hope i was of help!

with love,
tEr




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