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cockroach


Question Posted Saturday November 26 2005, 8:32 am

there is a cockroach- alive and kicking.
you are provided with:-
1 bottle of bleach
1 fake banana
1 rubber slipper
1 hairdryer
2 bimbos
Superman
1 small boy
1 kuali
3 malaysian ringgit
How would you go about using the above materials to kill this cockroach?
Please describe carefully in great detail.
Yours sincerely,
chello


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mAgiX answered Saturday November 26 2005, 9:09 am:
firstly, with 3 malaysian riggit, u could bribe a boy to take the cockroach to you with his bare hands since he doesn't know what a cockroach is. You can then do the following.

1. Trash the cockroach with the slipper.

2. Stuff the cockroach into the fake banana and fry it with the kuali. You'll then end up with fake goreng cockroach pisang.

3. Drown the cockroach in the bottle of bleach.

4. Blow the cockroach dry with the hairdryer till it becomes crispy.

Alternatively, you could offer the 2 bimbos to Superman and he'll kill the cockroach for you with his laser eyes and cryptonium strength.

hope i helped!

tEr

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