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i was @ my friends house and i stole 40$ should i give it back, because she has no idea it was in her closet.

KEEP IT!!!!.. how often do you stumble upon 40 bucks?... By yourself something....

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y do sum guyz lyk gurlz 2 b dum....? im not dumb.............iz it bad that im not reely into sportz..? cause im not lyk gurly gurly i jus dun get into sportz lyk otha pplz?am i weird?

Jesterx17 I said the same thing to another question asked in the same form.

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ok thyz iz not lyk i write lthiz or tawk lyk thiz to other pplz or in school.but listen hear u heffa i jus write lyke thyz cause its easier to type.n less 2 type..n by da way i dun suck

so Thyz is easier and less to type than This? Its the same amount of letters. And Tawk is shorter than Talk? All you are doing is changing 1 or 2 letters.

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y do u act so meen 2 a gurl wen u lyk ha?

No, acting mean to a girl if a guy likes her is a childish way of showing affection. That's just some guys. I personaly don't but if they piss me off is when I'm mean.

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ok im askin da boyz thiz..........ok how guyz r all xtra perverted?.......i meen i hate wen im walkin n mindin my own business n a guyz jus starin or lookin , chekin out my asss......i no its nice but damn bak offf tiger....its my asss....wat am i posed 2 do gress all xtra loose i kant i like my close 2 fit n i dunno wat 2 do.....im jus wonderin

If you see some shirt that looks good in the mall do you analyze it? Thats what guys do, they see something that looks good and analyze it. Also, they look at the ass cause why would they want the chick to know they are looking? They wait until she passes and then turn and look. Besides, you should take it as a compliment that your being looked at. Most chicks would love that feeling.

Now you should take some kind of spelling class cause you really suck at it. Ebonics is not a real form of language.

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Okay I want to know why all these 12, 13, and 14 year olds are all thinking about sex and asking how to do it and blah blah blah...Theyre too young! And I hope all of you 12, 13, and 14 year olds get an STD and die....youre being stupid!

Bah! They just want to have a more "Adult" life. This isn't really advice but Its probably the best topic on this site. Damn kids

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Hey what are some really great back-to-school must have for a girl plz help asap i rate really good

back-to-school must haves for a girl... HAHAHAHA!!! wow.. and I thought "whats that white stuff" was as bad as the questions got on here.

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My Computer will not read the M drive. The Computer will come on but Windows will not come up. I put the recovery disk in and it will still not work. What can i do.

You have to run windows from the recovery disk. When the black screen pops up at the beginning of the start up, look around and find the number for boot selection(or something of that sort) Restart and hit that key. Then your comp will be running using the cd. You may not want to do this cause it can really screw up your computer if you dont know what to do. You can call people for assistance or just get someone to come out.

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Is 5'5 tall for a 16 almost 17 year old girl? I am worried that I am too tall...

Im tall myself and I like girls that are tall. So hell no your not too tall. If you were around 5'10" then yeah.

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My friend Cecely smell`z reallyy bad ---ยป realllyyyyyyyy bad - and i want to tell her to take a shower so badly.. but i feel if i tell her .. she will get mad. please help! PLEASE

My friend refused using deoderant for a while, until I got him some for christmas. Anyways, just walk around curiosly asking what smells like shit? Then start spraying stuff all around and get her too. Then after a while she will get the hint. Or say guys love when girls smell good and that would encourage her to smell good herself.

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what is bronzer used 4?? i got spray bronzer and the cream an the powder???i rate*

Bronzer is a fake tan. Its just a rub on, like lotion. I've never used it cause I dont care if Im tan or not, but if you wanna try it, I suggest put it somewhere no one will see it and check if its what you want. You dont want to put it all over your body and end up looking like some giant orange carrot.

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k this mite come off as a lil weird, but i was just thinking about you know, how everyone says having sex on your period is disgusting and all .. well what if your saving yourself till marriage but your on your period your wedding night!! how AWFUL that would be =( like do you plan your wedding around your period?? wat if your early or smthn .. planning that far ahead being early or late a few times could mess it all up .. that would just be awful!! how are you supposed to make sure that doesnt happen??

Hahaha, this was rather amusing. I guess Im not good with giving "advice" about this topic considering Im a guy. But I thought I'd say that you made me laugh with that one.

Maybe birth control pills would help eh?

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Hi I am 16 f and i was raped and the guy who did it told me not to tell anyone.so i havent said a word to anyone until now but the thing is my bf wants me to have sex with him but im not ready cuz it was just recently that i was raped. should i tell someone what happend or just not say a thing and try having sex with my bf? I rate.

Fuck yeah tell someone... If that mother fucker gets away with out punishment its gonna suck ass! You should probably see a doctor then have them call the police. If you have marks or cuts or anything then they have evidence and they can lock that mother fucker up!

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