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i like to play piano, but i cant read sheet music. if you tell me the letter of the key i could do it though. so, do you know the music for any high school musical songs and that song in the notebook that allie plays on the piano at the old house and when shes old in the nursing home or whatever? any help is much appreciated. thank you! (link)
Were you taking drugs when you wrote this?


theres a new commercial for vitaminwater and it has 50 cent in it, what is the song that he has the orchestra play, it's one of his songs (link)
Whatever the song is, I'm sure it's not worth 50 cents.


13/f....I have a bump on my vagina and i don't know what it is. It looks like a pimple but it's bigger and it's sore. Does anyone know what it is? (link)
If you're really concerned hun, see a doctor and have him/her examine it very closely so you won't have to worry.


My life is pretty dull.How do I spice it up?How do I add variety to it?What can I do that exhilarates,scares and exites me?I have no social contact in my life.I'm 14/f.I want to start/find/be part of a group of people who go on adventures and have parties.I just want to be able to wake up in the morning,looking forward to my day,not knowing what could happen before the sun goes down!I want to be able to say my life is interesting! (link)
Girl....you're 14!!!! You can do whatever you want to spice up your life. You need to keep looking for what is interesting to you. Let me ask you....do you have friends, a bf, or hobbies you're interested in? Let me know and we can go from there. I'm sure I'll have some better advice for you if you can tell me those things first.

Talk to you soon!

gianni


what the heck is a punta? i know its spanish for point but ive heard people call others that.. and im lost? (link)
Just use the word 'bitch'. It's universal.


I am 19, female. A friend of mine (20 years old) has just applied for a job at a massage parlour, where the masseuses are topless, but there is no sexual activity - it's more of an erotic massage experience. She will be paid $80-100 an hour, and earn $1000 a week for a day and a half's work.
As a student, I could really, really use that kind of money, and personally, I wouldn't have any problem with the work. The job sounds reputable and if she enjoys the job, it could be very tempting - however, I am not sure whether I would regret it on a moral basis or not? In theory, I have nothing against it. But something inside is telling me it's wrong? And yet, that kind of money could open up a whole lot of opportunities for me within a short space of time.
What should I do? (link)
In my next life I'm coming back as a woman! Most of us have to work our f__king asses off for 8 or 9 dollars an hour!!!!
Enjoy it while you can hun.


What's a good waxing product that you could get at like Target or Walmart or something? (link)
This is embarrassing, but my wife bought some wax at Wallmart to teach me a good lesson. She caught me flirting with this girl at work, so one night she tied me to the bed making it look like she was going to do something kinky, then she told me that she knew about the girl. She wax all over my nuts, then peeled it off!! Believe me, I know this wax at Wallmart works.......OUCHIES!!!!!!!!!!!


my family is really messed up. my mom can't stand up for herself,and shes such a jerk. my brother keeps saying im fat and i was wearing shorts and he said "you shouldn't be wearing those when your legs look like that". and he always takes away my things,he took away my purse,now i can't get it back. i'm only 13 and i feel like everyone is putting me down and taking things like im a baby.i really need to know how can i lift my confidence up and be happier and be stronger? (link)
Sweetheart, don't worry. People in this culture are fucked up. We all have to deal with idiots time and time again. One day you will be old enough to get through all this and be able to understand why they are this way. Please try to be strong, and BE YOURSELF!!

Here is a big hug ((((((((((((O)))))))))))))


okay. so theres this one girl and shes probly the biggest slut i know. im serious.she will do anything with any guy and me and this one guy went out for almost 2 years. guess who comes up? her! right after we broke up she was after him and they held hands as soon as we broke up.then i went out with another guy and two days after we broke up shes the first one to make out with him. then i started liking this guy that has been my best friend for 3 years. and she started liking him too. then they went out for a while then broke up, then went out. so i stopped liking him, or i hesitated to because i know he wouldn't be over her and guess what? its been about a month and hes still not over her. she likes so many guys and shes saying they are supposedly about to go back out. like a week ago he told me he liked me too. so that helped me not to hesitate liking him. now i see them together a lot after school and stuff and im just about ready to explode! what do i do? :[ someone please give me some adivce (link)
I would be really pissed at her hun and I would let her know!!! If you would REALLY like to know what I think you should do to her, let me know!!! I'll be happy to tell you....it's a sure fire way to get her to stop!


when you are at a party dancing and your not good all u can do is go side to side and when a girl looks at you does she think what a dickhead or any think like that......thanks....... (link)
Dude.....the only dance you need to be doing with her is the horizontal rhumba in private.
;-)


19 f

so yeah im trying to think of a list of possible ideas to debate about that are unique. like the only ones i can think about is like gay marriage gun control but there reallly to generic. if anyone has any ideas please let me know! (link)
Yeah, I have a good one! Talk about why the Rutgers women's basketball team wasted all that time to fire one white guy, when there are all these god..mn nig..r rappers still puting out recordings exploiting women as whores, bitches, and slaves! Unfortunately the audience that listens to that shit the most are young American white kids.


ok im 15/f and me and my mom like CANNOT get along anymore. i cant take it. shes always yelling at me, she always drinks, she dosnt let me have anyone over anymore. i have a boyfriend and he lives with us now but he wont get a job and i get yelled at for that too. and i dont no what to say to either of them. like my mom is trying to make me get a job too and im too young. what should i doo? (link)
The first thing I would do hun is tell your bf to move out. I am certain that he is causing your mom to go nuts just having him in the house. You two can still see each other outside of the home, but you and your mom need to work things out together at home. I know you're young, but remember....you will only have one mom...and someday you'll be glad you really tried to get along.


i need help on homework, i forgot my book and we need to know the measurements in an ounce in order to find it:


Terry made 192 fluid ounces of punch for a party. Which is equivalent to 12 fluid ounces?

A. 2 gallons
B. 6 quarts
C. 16 pints
D. 32 cups

i need to also show the work for this problem, please & thank you!=) (link)
This problem doesn't make any sense. 12 fluid ounces = 1 1/2 cups.......1 cup = 8 ounces. Are you asking the question correctly?


well you know how you americans brag about how you live in a democracy and what not, how come the native american indians aren't allowed to vote?? (link)
Because Americans are screwed up!!


Im a married woman who is in to her husband but don't really know how satisfied or into me he is or rather contented with me? I do love him and I know he loves me, but I dont know if he has eyes, feelings, or lust for someone eles.. we used to have lots of sex where he stayed hard but now we are married it is as if we make love once or twice a wk if he is in the mood and if so, he doesn't stay up for long... what can be the problem with sex for us in the bed room? can any one help in answering this question? (link)
Hello,
I answered your question yesterday. Listen, I went through the same thing hun, and if you want to know how to handle this situation of him having wandering eyes and thoughts of hanky-panky with other women, I will be happy to tell you what my wife did......and believe me, it worked!!! She bought a book, and I wouldn't even tell you about it unless it worked. I don't share this with anyone. Please let me know, and you won't have trouble with him having hard-ons or him wanting your body and ONLY your body ever again....I promise.

gianni



Hi,
Let me tell you hun that this is no surprise to married couples. I have been married 7 years....you think once or twice a week is BAD??......try once or twice a year!!! And even at that it's really boring. I just masturbate all the time because it's easier. My situation is different. She just does not turn me on in any way. I couldn't get an erection with her if she held a gun to my head. Our relationship is good as far as staying together, investing money, and planning the future....but the sex?.......forget about it....it's over!! One thing I've learned is that a good relationship goes way beyond the bedroom. I don't know how old you two are, but I hope you won't be in this situation long. Does he masturbate? Is he getting any on the side? Might be worth looking into hun.
Take care.......gianni


hey
this may be stupid but whatz a bonner?
cuz this guy told me that another guy had a bonner in school?????
lol (link)
yeah, like the last person said, it's just another word for getting a hard-on. When a guy is hard it's like a bone!


So me and my hubby been going on and off for about 2 years and I really, really, really love him. But I can't keep going in circular emotions.. What should I say to him to Come to his senses and by the way hes stubborn but i know he loves me.. hes never cheated on me and im his first ... what can i do help!!! Female/18


Sincerly, love sick (link)
Wow! You got married when you were 16?!! That's ok hun. I'm a little older and married. Sometimes husbands and wives have to spend some apart, but in your case a couple of years is a long time. I NEVER have any time alone at all. So being together ALL THE TIME is killing me. But that's the other extreme. As long as you and he still love each other and haven't on each other (right girl?.....you telling the truth?), then everything will work itself out. Where are you two living most of the time? Talking to him of course will help.....tell him how much you want him to stay with you and not be away. Once you can at least agree to get back together for a while, then you can start talking more and just live with each other.
If you want to talk more let me know....

gianni


Well you seemed like a good person to give advice, so heres whats up...

My ex boyfriend and I still flirt with eachother and stuff. But we are both just kidding. So lately we have been joking around saying yah lets have sex. I have a boyfriend and I wouldn't cheat on him because I am happy with him, but do you have any advice on things I could say that would be wicked flirty and hint sex to my ex. (my boyfriend knows exactly what we say to eachother and he is fine with it, because he know that we are kidding. In fact he thinks that it's hott- so dont worry im not like going behind his back)

Thanks for helping :)
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Hi,

Before I give you any good "wicked" flirty stuff for you, please tell me your age hun. Sometimes that can make a big difference in how far you can go when flirting.

Thanks.....gianni


what is the size of an average fully grown penis? (in inches) (link)
Do you mean before or after an erection?


what does it mean to mastrabate?? when, what, and why does it happen? (link)
Before I tell you, I'd like to know you're age and gender. Thanks...




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