Member Since: November 9, 2005
Answers: 25
Last Update: December 19, 2005
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i am a porn star will you want my thing please i love you (link)
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No you could be ugly and I do not want to take that chance. You are and ugly whore-man whore :-D
ERN
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Lets say you were a chicken and I was a cow. I, the cow, fell in love with you and you, the chicken, fell in love with me and we couldn't go out. What would you do?
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Cry.
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why not? (link)
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Lol. I laugh at that play.
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i am really fat and you are really mean to me why should i become skinny just to like you and this is a guy and i love you so much kiss me at school ok love you so much bye (link)
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I am sorry I am mean and you don't have to become skinny and everyone loves me so its normal.
ERN
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hey. i no this guy whose name is wil. he is kinda fat and i do not know what to say around him. wat should i say to him. (link)
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He is not fat. Just be yourself around him.
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do u think my friend is gay beacuse he plays tennis. why or why not. (link)
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No. That is a good sport to get exercise. Also tennis guys are strong and hot!
ERN
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14/female/Devon =D
Erin, I like this guy a whole lot & I want to find out if he likes me. I have a class with him & I don't know if he thinks of me like I think of him. I really really really like him. Alot. Lmao. Okay, yes, give me advice & then we can party next weekend!!
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Well you have to start by talking to him. Then move on to start to flirting with him and if he does not flirt back then he does not like you but if he does then he probably does. About next weekend we are going to tear it up! Woohoo.
ERN (your wife lmao remember that)
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so i have this stalker person and he;s stupid and ugly, and i dont want to be mean but i dont want him to touch/talk to me ne more so what should i do?? So yeah and I am bored and hungry. (you know who this is) (link)
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Well I think you should just try to avoide him but if he keeps following you and stuff be like if you dont stop I am going to stab you.
ERN
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how do i keep myself from going psyco? i have this really weird friend named ern and she has an advice column that makes me really nervous. I dont kno if this is natural or should i just commit suicide? (link)
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Lol. Well it is pretty natural. I make alot of people nervous. But do not commit suicide because that is what physcos do and you do not want to be physco.
ERN
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I LOVe ORANGe!!!!!! WHAt SHOULd I Do????!!!! AAAHHHHHh (link)
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Lol well if you love orange and your name is Kristen I think you should tell orange and they would probably be happy!
orange I mean ERN
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hi i was just wondering how old u are and the general area of where you live (optional) but i really want to know if you support gay marrage im not gay but my brother is and hes cool and i dont know im hella bored and i think its cool your answering these dumb questions
by the way im 15, goodlooking, and a male(joke) (link)
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I dont want you to kill me so ill just answer the gay marriage thing. Well I had to do something like this in s.s. and i say that i do support it as long as no lesbian hits on me. They are not hurtin you but if they hit on you that might change ur/my mind.
ERN
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Hi, my friend is doing a project in school and I want to help her.Do you know any myths containg Cupid the God of love besides Cupid and Psyche? your help would mean so much to me ! please respond as soon as possible. And thanks sooo much for your advice!! (link)
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he shoots people in the but with arrows to make you fall in love with someone!gosh everyone knows that.
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I need a poem to memorize for my english class. I`ve been looking online but I haven't been very successfull. It must be atleast 35 lines, I don't want it to be more then like 50 though. If you guys could just give me some good sites I`d really appreciate it! (link)
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www.poems.com duh
ERN
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me and my friends are realyy mad at me and i want to do something to them what should i do to them to get them bac? and why do all you ppl hate me erin tania and kirstie lol (link)
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Well I would have to say you ask them but most likely they are not mad at you. It's good to sit your friends down and talk to them about it.
ERN
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well well my parents are haveing sex everynight what shold i do (link)
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Hmmm that is a tuffy i would just say you will have to toughin it out cause thats what grown ups do you little imature gay freak! Maybe you will understand when you get older...probably not.
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omg! u are cool. i dont know what to ask but u are cool! woot woot! love ya fjksd fl! (link)
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Thank you I love myself too and I guess I love you too.
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I have a question for all you people who bake. When I was baking cookies, the top parts came out fine, but the bottom was just really gooey. Did i do something wrong? And if i did, can you explain what i should do right? They were chocolate chip cookies by the way.
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You probably needed them to be in the oven longer it helps if you stick a toothpick or something in there and if the dough doesnt stick they are done.
ERN
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I'm not fat but I would feel much better about myself and more confident if I was skinnier, what are some good ways to lose weight, i'm already in soccer and bearly eating anything, but i'm not losing weight. (link)
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Are you a fricken physco your barley eating anything you need to or else you will be and anerexic freak and no one likes those kinda people.
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I guess you could say that i am prude...but I have made out with a guy and he has felt me up, but I am really scared to be in a situation where he wants to finger me or he wants me to give him a handjob,or do anything else for that matter.(he is my boyfriend) I just think it would be awkward and i dont know what im doing when it comes to sexual stuff. can u jus give me advice on what to do if the times comes? Sorry so long...i rate high (link)
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It is ok to be scared I mean it probably would be your first time. If he is your boyfriend he would understand if you said no or your scared or your not ready. Everyones first time is probably akward. It also depends how long you have been going out with the guy, tell him you don't want to rush right into this if this is a short relationship so far.
ERN
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k well I am a 14/f and i have been thinking about sex i am a virgin but i have not kissed anyone any guy i mean but i want to it is just i am scared that i will mess up i think a bout sex all the time is this normal (link)
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Nope no offense but that means you are a weird slut and always thinks about sex but hey remember to use a condom personally i would make the guy use trojan.
ERN
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