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how do you spank a child what position and what implemet (link)
Spanking isn't nice


I'm a girl who is in love with this boy. He is an actor and and sings in the choir. He is a bit dramatic. I'm not sure if he is straight or gay.He has flirted with me before but I'm not sure if its because he is actually attracted to me or if he is just a natural flirt. What should I do!? (link)
Ask his friends or anybody who you think might know


I need to gain weight real fast ,what diet would i need , (link)
McDonald's. 'Nuff said. Don't die


what song should i do for the talent show (link)
Lady Stardust


I like this girl. We have been friends for two years now and we are in 12th grade. I dont know if she likes me or not. My name is Josh, but she recently started calling me Jojo. Its kind of irritating to me, but nicknames are supposed to be affectionate expressions.

I told her I dont like it when she calls me that but she says she likes calling me that, and I like her, so I just let her do it. Would a girl give a guy that she liked a nickname? And if not why give me a nickname at all?

I dont get it. Any advice? (link)
Usually when I give guy friends nicknames it's for fun. Or to bug them. It's funny. I don't know though


Hi there(: first off my Favorite show ever is little house on the praire and im 14 years old. I have seen all of them and ive started renting them again to watch them over. I really love that sort of show and I think Albert is sooo cute and willie etc. But the thing is, is that this show as you know is from the 70's and 80's and I feel weird that im like the only teen of this generation that watches this show and also thinks that albert is cute etc. haha Do you think I am cuz i always feel weird because I love older stuff and wish i grew up in the 80's. I would just like it if I knew other teens that shared my intrests. Thanks for helping(: :) (link)
I feel the same way not necessarily about shows but about music, none of my peers except my best friend know anything about my favourite artists. I totally get how you feel I think, I always feel like I should've grown up in the 70s and 80s instead of now. I think it's a good thing when young people like us like older things, then they won't be forgotten. :)


So my boyfriend and I have been dating around a year. We always hold and hands and he puts his arm around me, but we didn't kiss for a long time. Once we finally kissed like a month later he tried to French kiss me, I was expecting it so I backed away but the next day I gave in. After that we were sitting together one time and he starts kissing me and then puts his hand on my chest and then he even slipped his hand in my shirt an was messing around. I liked it so I didn't stop him. The very nex day we were watching a movie and e does the same thing but this tine he slipped his hand down my pants.
Now two days ago we were walking an we went under a bridge and started making out and he kept lifting my shirt up and finally I undid my bra and he was touching and kissing me there and he unbuttoned his pants and put my hand down there.

None if this feels wrong because I know I'm not going to actually go all the way, and I love him. But I don't know if he'll stop loving me or feel differently about me. Should I stop doing this stuff? I'm 16 and he's 14 by the way. (link)
You should probably stop before it gets too far, that is one naughty 14 year old.


Im 13 and i want to dye my hair black and hot pink. But my parents say im not old enough. I think its soooooooooooo unfair. What do you think? (link)
I started dying my hair in middle school, and my mom is one of those crotchety non-flamboyant heck-no people lol, so I think it's totally fair. Just tell your parents how normal it is. It's natural for us young people to want to do stuff like this. :D


Im emo and 13 and my muzic tastes are changing. Any reccomendations? (link)
You should be more specific as to what's happening here, but I always recommend David Bowie :)


I don't know what category this fits in or if its advicenators material but I just wanted to ask the simple question if anyone knows any good anime to watch? I'm a 17 year old girl and I love fruits basket, azumanga daioh, and many others like it any suggestions? (link)
Death Note and Hetalia are always fun


My teacher is 27 and Im 17 and he always asks me do I like him if I'm alone with him. I do have a crush on him, but I never tried to do anything with him and I never will. Sometimes I blush when hes around but that's it.If I go to the restroom and Im tardy to class, he will take me to class and he acts weird, he asks weird questions, like he asked me did I love him in front of our class. He will get really close to me and ask me do I love him and if I say no he just says that he loves me. I cant tell if hes serious sometimes or if hes just playing. Sometimes he makes me go in the hall so he can talk to me about nothing that's important. He calls me his girlfriend in front of teachers and students and they just laugh at him because they think hes joking. I don't know if hes playing or what. He'll be in class teaching and put his arm around me. I don't think he'll try to do anything but sometimes he gets close to me and its really uncomfortable, even when I back away. He just stares and smiles at me a lot. Or he'll walk over to my desk and stand there for a while. I'm a pretty strait forward person, so after a while I turn around and ask him what he wants. He'll ask if I need help or something. One time he looked up my schedule and took me out of PE class because I was mad at him and someone told him that I didnt like him, he took me out of class just to ask me if I didnt like him and he looked seriously hurt.
Maybe I'm just overreacting but I just wanted to know what somebody else's opinion was about the situation. Sometimes I just can't tell if hes joking because he knows I have a crush on him or if hes being serious. Please answer, thanks (link)
That's bloody creepy. You should report him.


after senior year of high school, my friendship with my best friend really fell apart. i got annoyed with her easily, with things she did, & she wouldn't apologize for it either. even though she knew i was upset. she was always kind of like that though, very selfish.

anyway, i got really mad at her this last time, and i told her we shouldn't hang out. well 4 days later, she did the same thing, didn't text me, and then posted on my facebook with a joke. she always does this.

should i forgive her AGAIN or just stop talking to her? she will be gone in a month for college..

btw, can't talk to her, she just won't respond, and then just a few days later talk like nothing happened (link)
The EXACT SAME THING happened to me. I ended it and now I feel free. I recommend it if it's as bad if it sounds. Don't do anything crazy though :) hope this helps


most of the times when i smoke weed i dont feel anything.
how do you smoke? do you inhale all the smoke? (link)
The answer is simple, friend. Just don't smoke it. It's as dangerous as regular smoking, plus more risks from the drugs, and it's illegal. Good night everybody.


im 15 almost 16 and i have never had my first kiss or had a boyfriend or had my hand held. i have had many guys like me but i wasnt able to date. in auagust i will be because i will be 16 haha.

but isnt that really bad and im going to be a junior and im not experienced, even a little? :( im not even sure how to kiss, what if we bump noses or something lol, or what about making out, and if i do get a boyfriend what if they ask how far ive gone, should i lie, because i dont want to make myself look like an idiot! :( (link)
Don't lie or anything, just wing it :D


i am 10 and i wanna have sex so badly with a boy ,is it okay?!?!?!? (link)
If this is a serious question, no, wait till you're an adult. Why do you even know what sex is????


Cani have sex at 15?
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Technically yes, but most people wait until 17 or even older. 15 is a bit young. Hope this helps and be safe


Should I get the Driod or the I-Phone? (link)
I don't know much about Droid but I have an iPhone 4 and it's pretty cool because it's fast, it takes pictures and videos, it can go online, etc. Hope this helps some.


My dog is suppose to be put out,but I cannot get over it! What can I do to calm down about this? ;( (link)
Sorry to hear about this. Just remember your dog will be in a better place. Try not to think about it, hang out with friends more. I did this when my cat got put down. Hope this helps


I have been a smoker for about five years but recently I've found that my first two or three cigarettes of the day make me feel really lightheaded. I used to get this when I first started smoking, why am is this happening again now? (link)
Smoking is bad for you and your respiratory system. I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is very serious, so you should probably see a doctor about that. Good luck


im goind out with this really CUTE guy but wen we talk his and my friends always come around and it bothers us and he and i get mad at our friends and if it keeps happening our relation ship might end and i dont want that to happen i'll be sad forever :,[ please help!!!! (link)
Tell your friends to lay off. If they're messing up your love life they need to back off and give you some space. Maybe tell them this nicely, so as to not ruin the friendship as well. Hope this helps, good luck




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