Hey. My name is Suzy and this is my "advice column." I have two older brothers and plenty of guy friends and girl friends, so I know a lot about life. I guarentee that if you ask me a question, you will get a helpful respnse in a quick amount of time. (Or your money back!) I found this "Advicenators!" site, and realized that all the people who were giving answers to people's questions, were stupid. The answers made no sense at all and made me want to laugh at them. So, I made my own pathetic column. In the first part of my answer, I will write a serious and hopefully helpful answer. After I sign my siignature (*Suzy*), I will then type up another answer, this time not serious. I may insult you, make fun of you, or laugh "with" you. But keep in mind, the second part is just pure fun made to make people, laugh, smile, or laugh because they don't think I'm funny. But whatever affect it has, it sure is fun to write. So this is my advice column, and I hope I can help.
*Suzy*
Gender: Female
Location: Miami, Florida
Occupation: Student and Advice-Giver
Age: 13
Member Since: January 11, 2004
Answers: 5
Last Update: January 12, 2004
Visitors: 1582
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if i went out with a boy but now i hate him cuz he is mean buti cant stop thinking about him andi want to talk abotu him what does this mean? and how can i stop it? (link)
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Dear Confused,
If this guy is mean to you, or to anyone else who doesn't deserve it, he does not deserve you. There is a possibility, however, that you are attracted to "daredevils" or "punks" or kids who are a big meaner than most people you know. It is strange that you say you "hate him" but you want to talk about him. Are you simply upset with him? Hate is a strong word. Why don't you talk to the guy about how you feel. Tell him that you don't (or maybe you do..?) appreciate how he treats others. Maybe he is just trying to look tough to impress you. You can't stop anything until you talk to him, however. I hope this helps.
*Suzy*
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I'm not trying to be rude, but I had asked a question, and you said that you were just wasting your time. And, if you feel as though you're just wasting your time, then what are you giving advice for? (link)
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Dear Wasting Time,
I would like to say that I believe you read the second part of my answer, and took it seriously. I would like to inform you that the first part of the answer is my serious answer to help you. The second part, after I sign my name, is not to be taken seriously. That part is just for fun, so I can enjoy myself and so others can have a laugh. I was not being serious at all, and it is not to be taken offensively. I would never seriously say anything like that to someone. So, when you get a reply, the top part is the actual reply, and the bottom is fooling around and not serious. So usually after I was done writing what I am writing now, which is the actual answer, I would sign my name and then write a joking reply. But I feel that for this response, to insult you joking would be inapproapriate. So I am truly sorry if I offended you, but please know I didn't mean any of that section. I am very sorry, but I hope you will continue coming to my site for advice, knowing the guidlines for how I set up my reply.
*Suzy*
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in the first quarter i made honor role. now im like getten strait f's what is goen on? (link)
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Dear Bad Grades,
Usually, in the first quarter of the school year, the teachers are easy on you and the assignments are simple. Then, once the year gets rolling, the work is harder and the teachers expect more. You need to pay attention more, and ask the teachers for help when you need it. I'm sure everyone is willing to give you help with your schoolwork if you ask. So basically, you just need to buckle down and get serious.
*Suzy*
Dear Flunking Out,
I think I have an answer for you. Maybe the reason you aren't doing so well is that instead of studying and doing homework, you are sitting at your computer asking for adive from internet strangers. Also, if you talk like you are 7 and are sounding out words and writing them how they sound, that could add to your bad grades also. Another solution, could be that if you are on drugs, which you probably are, don't do them. Try to take a test when you're not trying to be cool and ghetto fabulous, and don't stay up late drinking beer before a test. You need to stop getting advice from "Advicenators" and start getting homework tips from "Ask Jeeves". Try it, "dude". Then, once you flunk out anyways, at least you will have all your genius, good-willed, happy-go-lucky friends to rely on. Or if that doesn't work out, try being a hobo in New York City. That way, whenever you get thirsty, you can just grab a half full orange soda from a nearby trash bag, free of charge.
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omg!!! what do i do if i have fallen in love with two boys at the same time???? this is true love i swear and i need major help (link)
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Dear Double Love,
Usually when this happens, it is because you are suddenly wanted by guys, and possibly a little desperate. It is okay to crush on two guys at once, but dating to at a time is definatly not okay. Usually, soon you will realize that you like one more than the other, or that one likes you more than the other does. Whatever you do, don't date someone simply because you feel like it. Make sure you really have feelings for him. And it is also possible that you simply like the two guys as friends, but are confused and think you truly love them. This has happened to me plenty of times. Just think, would you rather have a great friendship with a guy for a long time, or date a guy for a little while and then break up with him and never speak to him again? And what about his feelings? Are you going to break his heart?
*Suzy*
Dear Needs Help,
You are right, you do need help. There is a obvious solution to your "major problem". Pick one. Eenie minie moe, bubble gum bubble gum, whatever. Just pick one. Then, when you find out how pitiful you are and that guy tells you how he would never like you, go over to the other guy and pretend you never talked to the guy you chose before. When that guy also refuses to say he likes you, then move on once again. Maybe you should date an object. Try a lamp, or a piece of paper, or an apple. I would go with an apple, because after he dumps you, you can eat him.
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When someone constantly says/writes things about their new boyfriend/girlfriend, is there anyway to tell that they're really just excited or if they feel insecure and just want to make people jealous? (link)
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Dear Just Wondering,
You can never be positive, but there are ways that you can make educated guesses. Most of the time, if they are simply excited, they will tell about things that have actually happened between the two of them. You can usually tell if they are trying to make others jealous if they say things comparing their boyfriend/girlfriend to other people's boyfriends/girlfriends, and if they try to make their guy or girl sound superior. Most of the time, if they are telling other people about him/her, they might not be only aiming to make people jealous, but there is usually a little bit of everyone that wants to be envied.
*Suzy*
Dear I Wonder,
This is an odd question. Why do you care if they are trying to make you jealous or not? They are better than you, and so is their date, so get over it. Why don't you go out, snag a guy/girl off the street, and go online and pretend they are the person of your dreams. Then, when that other person comes here and asks the same question, I can save a lot of time and just copy and paste the answer into their reply box, and pretend that I care.
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