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sooo ok dont judge me because im asking this. im completely normal, i just love my boyfriend so much. weve been dating for 2 years and he suffers from schitzophrenia and he refuses to take medication because he hates the way it makes him feel. i feel so horrible 4 him because he is in so much pain and its just getting so much worse. i know he doesnt want to live anymore. yesterday he asked me to kill him and at first i didnt think he was serious but we talked for a while and he said it was the only way or he would do it himself. i dont want him to go to hell for committing suicide so i told him i would kill him so id go to hell instead. i havnt decided if im going to kill myself yet because my boyfriend says he doesnt want me to do that. but i dont know if i could deal with the fact i killed the boy im in love with. but what happens if a 16 year old kills another 16 year old who asked her to do it? jail? death penalty? psychiatric center forever? im not crazy im just putting the one i love out of his misery because i cant stand him being in pain any longer. id rather be in pain for him. just wanna know what would happen. dont try to do all that talking out of it and stuff either. wont work. thanks (link)



wow?

If your boyfriend doesn't want to take his medication because he hates the way it makes him feel than he is causing himself to feel "pain".

He asked you to kill him and you are telling us you are not crazy?!? Uhm.. well to be honest if you plan on killing someone than you certainly aren't normal either. I think you need to see a therapist or a physciatrist...


killing your boyfriend isn't going to solve anything but only make you a killer, hurt the people that love your boyfriend and you as well. the chances of you going to prison are a promising 100%


people who are not on medication do not think clearly, his illness is talking for him


YOU and your boyfriend need to get some serious help.


I started my period on september 6, and finished yesterday afternoon(sept 13). I had unprotected sex last night in my spa. I don't know how long my cycle is, I've never understood it but my period is 7 days. Is there a chance I could be pregnant? (link)


yeah there is always a chance of pregnancy you did have sex


I have recently decided to collect shot glasses and I was wondering if anyone knew any stores/sites that have unique or cool shot glasses?
Thanks! (link)


second hand store, antique stores, gift shops places like that have good shot glasses


okay, so, somebody hacked my facebook and posted a bunch of random and really embarrasssing statuses. now, they made an AIM screenname that's almost exactly like mine, just changing one letter. if i have their screen name, and theyre on their computer, could i track down their IP address from there to find out who it is? or should I leave this to someone more experienced? (link)
I don't know if you are already aware of this but hacking someones computer without their permission is illegal. Your best bet is to create another facebook and aim password, most people do not have a static IP address anyway, Yes, there are ways of getting around it but that you will have to google on your own as I will not paste anything that is showing or telling you how to do something that is illegal.


is it actually legal, if your over 18 to smoke weed? (link)


are you high? of course it's illegal!


My one and only window in my dorm faces south and is surrounded by trees and I get really minimal natural light even at high noon. I have a table lamp but thats just my warm glow type of light that I use at night and then I have an overhead florescent light that mind as well not be there because its the most terrible light I've ever seen and it doesn't do anything. Oh and the walls are a dingy mossy green. I really need ways to brighten the place up because its so dark and depressing. All of my sheets and accessories are white and I obviously can't paint.

Help!! Its a dungeon! (link)



get a disco ball? .. okay seriously..you might want to buy some more lights


I am obsessed with sucking dick. it's all I think about all day long. I need to get my mind on other things. any advice? (link)


if all you think about is sucking dick then clearly you need to seek professional help


should i have sex?i am in love and we have kissed,and we love each other like mad.he is crazy,and all my used friends to nag me aboutdumping him,but now they want us to sex!i would love to,but all my friends nag and are putting preasure on me too!help!from;desprate house wife(to true!) ps im21and a gorgeousgirl! (link)

i agree with Matt not only do I think you sound a little concieted but you also do not sound ready to have a family. looks are NOT everything and if your friends tell you they think you should and you are asking us if you should take there advice well obviously you haven't thought for yourself. grow up first and then rethink that thought


do penis extenders realy work? (link)


No, You got what god gave you. Most penis enhancement pills or items will help your erection last longer but it will not increase the size. I'll be fully honest with you, It's buisnesses wanting money.




i've always always wanted to get my belly button pierced but have been so afraid of it hurting and not being able to play sports and stuff. i play softball so would it get in the way at all? and does it hurt? my stomach isn't bad but its not perfectly flat either..so would it still look good? and is there anything else i need to know? thankss (link)

It's painful at first, Also, The belly botton is a great place to get infections yet alone swelling.

If you are 16, You may need your parents to sign a paper for approval.




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