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are diet soda's bad for you? because i've been hearing alot lately that they can cause memory loss over time and it burns like holes in your brain.

iv heard of that kids in middle school used to say it all the time but if it were true diet soda would be pulled off the market

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my cheeks are slightly pudgey, is there any way i can loose some of that pudge? im definatly not fat, but i have a round face, and my cheeks just look a little chubby. Thanks!

um the only thing i could think of is work the muscles in your face when your alone make weird faces use your cheeks alot smile then frown move your tounge around your cheeks to get them moving after awhile your cheeks should get less chubby

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is it normal to have cramps to the side of your belly button as a result of your period? cause i thought that was too high for menstrual cramps. but its on my left side so it cant be appendicitis right? thanks so much and i will rate you all for your helpful posts!!!

menstral cramping is painful and pain can travel threw your body to other parts its normal to have cramping anywhere in your abdomin if your on your period or been sick or coughing

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im getting my tonsils out and i need to know what all to do!

just be calm its not that big a deal most the time go in be calm get it done and when you wake up your gunna wanna cough DONT!!!!!!! or youll tare the stitches! you may puke for awhile but its normal just drink alot of cold fluides and eat soft and cold foods like popcicals icecream isnt the best it can make you puke more if you dont get enuf fluides youll end up in the hospital wit ivs out your arm thats what happened to me cuz i puked to much lol but dnt worrie the docs will walk you threw it no worries good luck!

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Yeah, sorry for the lame title.

I am laughing at this cause I think It's funny but painful at the same time.

My ass is REALLY sore.

It's like it has been cut or something. By my ass I mean the.. ring.. If you know what i mean. I'm pretty sure It Is that anyway.

Yeah so It's really sore. I've never, in my entire life, had this problem.

About washing it; I don't really wash my ring. I don't know about everyone else though.

I only take showers, maybe It's time for a bath. I dunno.

Oh I'm a 16 year old male.

It's embarresing. So I came here.

Shall I put some lube on It or something?

Thanks


normaly id say it sounds like you got analy fucked but you need to WASH your ass man

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i need goood jacking off skills.....i dont no how to cum....someone help me

you cum hen your pleasured
find some way or some one to pleasure you
the ways differ from person to person and male to female find things your into find some thats into it to and get it on together

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hi, i ask alot of questions, and one of the ones ive been worriing about is like, this is embarassing 2 ask, but, how big iz ur clit sposta be?? is it like sposta hang down? because mine is like rela big and like, UGHH!, saggy and wrinkly i no im lyk wtf!! thats just gross but iono if its a problem or something or is it sposta be like .5 inches past your outer lips??!?!?!? oo man i hope i dont have a problem er sumthing! oh yah and im fourteen j.i.c that helps! And would if a guy wanted to finger me?~ is this what they would expect b/c i rela dont think its pretty down there cuz its all hairy and saggy and wet n smelly, why would a guy even want to c that?! okay well this is gettin too long, so plz help! il rate you 5!!

hun,
shave, keep your self clean, change unerwear daily, and all you have to do is tuck it back under your lips and its hidden my ex-gf had that problem dont worrie its normal

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wen i have sex how can i do it without being body consience like without feeling fat or not looking right, do i make noises or be quiet? do i close my eyes or keep them open? do i go down to his u no wat and give him a blow job? how do i give a blowjob!?! holy crap i need help. consider me a horrible sex partner...

sorry but are you a vergin???
ok if its your first time HE can do the work!
and some girls dont make noise but trust me it drives them CRAZY when you moan they love it!
and im self consious to but youll find that right guy you dont care how you look with
but till then you can keep a shirt on and if you really get into it your not gunna care what either of you look like and as for the eyes keep them open most the time and make sure you roll your hips and moves with him and for the blow job if you really want a guy to be like DAMMMN! take it hand even when hes limp stroke him with your hand then place it in your mouth and wrap your toung around it wiggle your toung use your toung alot and your spit to get it wet then just in out in out and turn or head sum to!

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hey this question would be for a guy mostly....well i think i'm bi and i want to experiment but i wouldn't know how to do it like um....how do i please a girl?

there are manny ways to please a woman the trick is just knowing what that certain woman likes
i used to date girls all the time iv done everything with them and if you realy want to please them talk to them listen to them fallow the way their toung moves be gental and soft if you want good tips and tricks watch some porn

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recently i got married but i am not sexualy satisfied.my wife doesnot allow me to penetrate fully.she says my size is abnormal,my size is about 9 inches.i want to that vagina can take only certain size only.how can pursue her and how can have satisfing intercoarse.

sounds like shes to tight finger her and play around gently stretching it out so she can take your size and try talking to her about it also i would defenetly try diffrent possitions maybe sum both of you havnt done spice it up alil do the whole romantic thing one night and when you do have sex the best possition to get it in all the way is doggy and when you do it be gental with her and do it slowly make sure she really wet and after awhile shell get used to it and your set GOOD LUCK!

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if you let a boy touch you is that bad..like in your private parts????

depends on how old you are and what your doing and why and if you to are even together but id say no its not

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i want a REALLY chunky haircut. i go to a really nice salon and everything, but i never know like how to exactly say i want it. so she kinda makes it her way. but i really want it to be a haircut where its like, when i put it in a ponytail, all the like top pieces of hair fall out. and i have like actual bangs right now. and im willing to make them side bangs. my hair is thick. so i can pull it off. i want the layers to stand out. i just kinda want it bold. i want it to be like the way california haircuts are. i just want it trendy and cute. and i'd probably prefer to straighten it. does anyone have any pictures of a choppy haircut?

you have internet go g\to google images,mayspace,deviant art or photobucket and look at choppy or emo hair cuts or styles you should find some thing you like and take that picture to the salon

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15/f. I pierced three holes on both my ears (2 on the right, 1 left) by myself. When I did it, there were NO infections on either of the holes. My question is...if I pierced my ears without getting an infection, would piercing the cartilage work the same? Is there anyone that did it themselves?

thanks. =]

you can do it your self with out getting an infection if you starilize the needle and the earring and keep it very very very clean for 4-6 weeks

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how to i get a girl to like me if she doesnt know i exist?

theres manny things you can do improve your looks talk to her get to know her ask her to hang out with you some time theres manny manny ways to get a girl to like you just come talk to me ill be your guild

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im 15/m and i have to go to the dentist tomarow night and i need to know if they are allowed to tell my parents that i dip aka chew tabacco. someone said that there was a privacy law but i need to know for sure asap because if there isnt i am not going to the dentist tomarow

YOUR 15 yes they can tell your parents you have to be 16 in order for them not to be able to tell them! girl dont go stop chewing it its better to smoke it but you should quit all together till your 18 sorry but i have to say that

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what are some funny, random things to say? hah. thanks

word-meaning:

splingon-okay
isa isa-japanese moaning
chikkennogwa-pass the bong\pipe
fire-lighter
sploog-cum
poop-poop
moo-poop on you
duke-poop
duke master-my dog
moo cow say poo!
i will carve out your torso and sleep in it!
ill rip my arm off and beat you with it!
why is his head so beeeg? whhhyyyy is his head sooo big?!
where did all the lil piggys go?
i like waffles!
can i sniff your eye?
byder-see you later bye
dosona-shutup
ja mata neh-see you later
(make funny voises,faces,and sounds)
THE LIST GOS ON!

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how can you tell if a girl is having an orgasm? and how do you help her get one?

most female get louder or breath quicker and you can usualy feel them cumming and depending on the girl theres diffrent ways to make them orgasm ask her what she likes try diffrent things and ask her it wont work unless you use communication most girls i know love it doggystyle it gets in deep and hard but some girls like it soft and passionet so just ask the girl

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20fcanada.
lately my love life has been a complete mess.
ive never been 'single and looking' before in my life... so now i find myself alone in a new city with very few friends and i was wondering if anyone had good ideas on ways to meet quality guys?

(i work at a lingerie shop, so i dont have the chance to meet guys at work, and im taking some sewing/fashion classes... again, no -straight-guys )

Thanks. xo

to meet a good guy you could join a church (ew) or a gym or even a club or bar sometimes there some good guys there and make yourself known meet new people go to partys and stuff but dont over do it and get stupid with it

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what are good exercises that i can do to make my butt bigger. i'm not even kidding i barely have a but, it's more like, that flat spot below my waist. so yeah i heard exercising that muscle would help but what exercises do that?

eat some foods wit carbs in it or protein and flex your but --dude you dont have to exercise! just flex you but cheeks!!!! or walk alot

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My mom got me one of those big boxes of the cardboard applicator tampons and i'm having trouble putting them in because it hurts. I'm used to using the plastic kind. I don't want to go make her get plastic so any tips to using the cardboard kind? I want to know how to put both the plastic and the cardboard in.

Thanks :)

read the box and the pamflits and next time ask your mom to get pllastic i had the same problem so when you use the cardbord push the tampon up till its rounded on the top of the cardbord then put it in that way the cardbord wont hurt to bad but yea next time ask your mom to get plastic ^^

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