Member Since: July 12, 2005
Answers: 14
Last Update: July 12, 2005
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i was wondering if it is ok to have your horse as your best freind (link)
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Many celebrities, such as Action Man, have best friend animals: but have you noticed Action Man straps wicked-cool weaponry to his? Give your horse a rocket-grenade-machine-gun-launcher, then it'll be socially acceptable to make out with him.
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I got acne on my ass... not a lot... just a few red spots here and there... hwo do i get rid of it? (link)
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Have you tried wearing pants?
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my gf is really shy and its hard to talk to her cause she changes the subject i know she loves me cause she tells me ALL! the time......which i like to hear.....and i want to know wut i can do to make her not as shy....and to tell me how she feels and stuff.....and a question for other girls what can i say to her to let her know i love her with out saying it.....lik to prove it i want her to be blown away so what can i say to her that she will love? (link)
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Have you tried making a double entrende out of everything she says? It's a sure sign of affection. Chicks dig smut.
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ok, i have this continuing problem with my neighbor down my street, ok, background time... Me and this kid, lets just call him Mike, have been friends off again-on again for the better part of 10 years, but it never got this bad ever until the start of this summer. Ok, first of all (not meaning to brag here), i bench 245 and am considerably stronger than Mike, but he insists that he is better than me at everything, and thinks he owns every one, on top of he thinks he is like a human dictionary, trying to use big words that dont fit. Well, whenever i disagree with him, Mike AND my younger brother always decide that im being "cocky and arrogent" but thats the case with Mike, and lately it has gotten so bad that i have litteraly caught my fist in air from hitting his face. please tell me what to do, and plz dont tell me to talk it out with him, there is no talking with this kid.
thank you and i rate very high for real responses.
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The real question is: do you think punctuation is not good enough for you?
How cocky and arrogent.
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Hello. I am 14 years old, and have secretly been cutting for 3 years. I have never told anybody before, but I am wondering if I should. Would it be in my best interest to get help?
I have a lot of trouble trusting people,though.
Any advice would be appreciated.
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It's against my nature to be serious, but in this case: yes. Get help. That's the bottom line. Work on trust issues with your shrink at the same time. It's for the best.
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Does anyone know where I can find some good writing classes? (link)
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Judging by your correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation, you're in the elite literate 0.5% of the members of this website already. Do you really need all that extra information a class would teach you weighing your brain down?
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You know those spongey things that you use in the shower? I forget what they're called..neways! How long should you use the same one? (link)
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"Sponge" is the word you're looking for. Use until it develops sentience, then mercilessly destroy it. Acquire another. Repeat.
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is it normal to get a cold in the summer? because i think i have one i have a really soar throat and my nose is sooo stuffy! also what can i do to help get my nose unstuffed? (link)
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I'm not sure about noses, but when we had to clear a blockage down in the mines we'd use dynamite. It's worth a thought, I'm sure.
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Hey guyz i have acne on the top of my arm and it is spreading down...what do i do..besides going to a dermatologist(i dont like ours) is there like any kind of stuff at walmart or sumtim?? plz help! (link)
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Go to the books aisle of Walmart.
Pick up a dictionary: that's D-I-C-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y.
Oh, and some anti-spot cream or something.
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Compared to everyone else, I have big legs. They aren't fat or anything, I just want to slim them down and tone the muscle. Any ideas? (link)
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Go running.
GENIUS!
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I have a lot of freakles or however you spell it and i hate them! is there a good coverup for evening our your face and covering freakles? And please don't tell me to just love the way i am. thanks in advance! (link)
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Freakles? Your first step would be to shut down your strange, perverted, possibly child-related BDSM dungeon.
That's even worse than freckles.
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what is a "flamer"? my friend called my other friend that and they got into a huge fight! what does it mean? (link)
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Slang for "flamethrower", akin to the barbaric close combat weaponry used often in the 20th century but now considered too unethical even in war, to call someone a "flamer" is a greivous insult indeed. Your insulted friend has every right to challenge the name-caller to a duel. Urge him/her to do so.
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i have small stretch marks on my boobs, that are fading, but still there. what is a guy going to think of me when he goes up my shirt?! is their any way that he will not notice? what will he think about them? (link)
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If you wear them out all the time you're out "in da club", as they say, everyone will soon become accustomed to them, and your problem will be truly negated.
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Ok, I think we have all been here, but I've been really thinking about my past lately. Mostly my love life. My problem is this: my first girlfriend really had a vicelock on my life. We went out for a little over a year. We nearly got back together last summer, but someone I thought was a friend severly knocked that for a tailspin. Me and "C" ended on very bad terms. A nuclear bomb coulda done less damage. But I look back, and I realize, I cant escape the fact that I am NOT over her. I can't tell if I just feel guilty, cause it IS my fault, Im big enough to admit that, or if I do still care about her. I want to write her a letter to apoligize, but I wonder if it will fall on deaf ears. What should I do? (link)
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First step will be to test your hypothesis is correct: without this "a priori" grounding, your angst will be almost as empty as your mind.
1. Get a nuclear bomb.
2. Detonate it.
If it did less damage than Madame C, come back, and I will have much to teach you.
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