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I love to sing even though I'm flat and I need to control my breathing. (From what my thespian friends have told me)

So I'll love to get tips. Any songs to sing? I know there's musicals and such to sing from but please list songs for altos.

I've tried looking and I struggle to sing the songs from musicals. It seems to go too high or something.

The only song I can sing is Sunday Morning by Maroon 5 :\
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Dear Flatso,

You probably just haven't hit puberty-- after that stage you should start filling up, and soon have breasts to brag about.

Best Regards!


Why would a cat start pooping next to the litter box instead of inside of it. I have two cats, but just the female is doing this. (link)
Women will do that.


I know this is a stupid question, but HOW exactly are abortions performed..

Does it hurt the woman or do they give the woman amnethsia?? (link)
It's a VERY painless procedure in which the doctor performing the abortion is given a sharp medical instrument likened to that of a scissors or a prison shank, and forcefully inserts the instrument into the vagina. Upon entry into the vagina the cervix is soon located, but wait just a second, during normal childbirth the cervix would have been naturally dilated 10 cm's allowing for smooth flowing baby transportation-- but because this is an abortion, the walls of the cervix must be cut open (rougly 30 cm) to allow successful baby slaughtering. Once through the cervix the baby may be located. Two clamps must be placed on either end of the vaginal walls to keep it open (this is a necessary step, for if the vaginal walls contracted the baby would forever be sealed in the womb of the mother.) The baby is eliminated in which ever method the doctor see's fit, and the procedure is done. This is all topped off very professionally with a lolli-pop and a random goodie from a "Mystery Box."


How do I hide my IP adress? I know you can. I am on winxp so i can use command prompt if i have to. but any way is there a free ip hider or maker? (link)
Oh No! Not the command prompt, that stuff's dangerous.


ok so i just tried to put in a tampon for the very first time (well i tried like 5 months ago and i couldnt do it) and when i was trying to push it in it wouldnt go in! i dont know if im putting it in the right spot or i just dont know anything. i dont get it. i tried reading the directions and they make sense i just cant get past step one (putting the aplicator in) cause i dont know where to put it in! and im so sick of wearing pads cause they always stick to me in school and when i wear them during sports and stuff its soo annoying and i cant go in water or anything when i get my period. anyway, does anyone know what im doing wrong or where exactly to insert the applicator (tampon) any advice will do!

pleaseee helpp. (link)


http://www.menstruation.com.au/pubertyplace/images/tamponin.jpg

I'm pretty sure it goes in one of these 6 orifices. Have you tried every one of them? Double check?



This is embarasing but I have pretty hairy arms. All my friends shave theirs and stuff but I heard that makes it grow back darker and stuff. I obviously don't want to get the lazer treatment done or anything crazy like that. Does anyone know any ideas of how to solve my problem? (link)
Well, if all your friends are shaving their arms then
a) It must be the cool thing to do, and so it only makes sense for you also to do it.
b) That means that they also already have monkey-man "dark" hair, because they clearly have been shaving there arms for quite some time
c) You freaking shave the dark hair off.
d) You let it grow out, let your friends braid it and stuff.


Hey,sorry if this sounds a little gross

i'm 15/f and its been about a year and six months since i got my period and everythings been good but a few days before christmas i got it but it was kinda brown and not that much i mean i didn't really need a tampon or anything but then basically from christmas for a week it came normal but since about the 29th or so i've been bleeding but just the smallest amouth and its been brown? and then today i put in a tampon just to be safe at school and i bleed quite alot..at least i think..so is this normal to have my period for about two weeks and have a very little blood but the blood being brown??

sorry if its gross but i'm starting to get a little worried and thanks to whom ever answers this it'll help me out a ton! (link)
After miscarraige the under-developed placenta that is birthed has a brownish tint.

http://www.umm.edu/altmed/ConsConditions/Miscarriagecc.html

You should include that you have recently had a miscarraige in your question in the future, to clear things up for the rest of these amateur advicenators.


I get horrible cramps during my period and it hurts so much i almost cry. and i almost cant do anything that involves moving. what can i do so it doesnt hurt as much? it still hurts when i take Midol. (link)
Well, have you been feeding it? See above post.


tonight i shaved my bikini area like i always do and accidently cutting myself isn't an unusual thing so when i did cut myself, some blood came out and i just blew it off. but when i got out of the shower, it wouldnt stop! it kept bleeding and bleeding. not gushing or a lot or anything but it just didn't seem to heal. well i put a band aid on it and after like an hour or so i took it off thinking it close up finally. but it didnt! what's going on!? i'm freaking out. thank youuuu (link)


http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/8/8a/350px-Gray1170.png

That picture should clear some things up. My guess is you probably cut your skin on accident.


Is it true that you get cravings around your period? cuz ever since i've gotten my period (I've had it for a while, but its "the time o' month again") I've been craving cheese and jellybeans. like alot. (link)
Historically, the "period", as some scientists refer to it as, has been a sort of ceremonial/sacrificial rite, in which the woman (that being you) must please the vagina with a variety of meats and cheeses or else it punishes the owner (that being the woman) by coughing up blood.

As for the cravings you've been feeling-- that's just it's way of telling you it's ready for feeding time, and now you know what it wants.


hello. i just wanted to know if anyone has ever been to Antartica or the Arctic because i am planning to go to both of them and i just wanted to know how it is there. (link)
I heard it was cold. Cold as hell. But that's just a guestimation. If I would have to advise you on what to wear, I would very greatly suggest bringing a jacket or perhaps a sweater (it's to make sure you can keep warmth in and cold out.)

P.S. Avoid the Polar Bears, they hungry as hell.




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