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yo my name is Laura. you may wonder why my username is missweiner...well if you must know my last name is Weiner... and since its such a horrible name i try to make the best out of it and make a joke over it. I live right outside of Philly in a little place called Abington. I wont say how old i am but i will tell you that i am a Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) - A fire sign represented by the archer, Sagittarius symbolizes directedness and high aims. Sagittarians are optimistic, straightforward and intellectual. However, they can also be careless, irresponsible and tactless.
thats definatly like me... i'm a pretty nice person but when i get upset its really hard for me cuz i can flip out pretty easily. but if u met me and didnt know me you would think that i was pretty happy with everything, but see i may have depression... if so im getting treated soon.
Please ask me anything and everything...and dont be ashamed. every question is worth asking. But be warned i dont bullshit... so if you want the truth...this is the advice column for you! i understand a lot more than ud think i do...plus i like to know about other peoples problems so i know that im not alone. ud be surprised how nice it is to talk 2 someone uve never met!
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This is SO random..but how much champagne does it take a small 13 year old female to get drunk? Like number of glasses (link)
depends on the person... i would say like if u mean a little tipsy 1 or 2.. but if u mean like DRUNK 3-5 ud be like zonked


if a guy is 18...and im 15...doesnt that mean im "underage" for him or something like that? how does all that work? how old do i have to be until im not "underage"? and how am i "underage"? please just tell me how all this works....thanx :o) (link)
if your having sex with him... yes that underaged ... sorry.. but you can still have a good time with him... and hey im not one to care.. do what you want... but thats the dead truth. yes its illegal


okay I just got my braces today and I think I look kinda stupid, but I just wanted to know if anyone knows whether or not it's harder to kiss, I've never actually kissed a guy but I have my braces for 2 years so I think I'll probably kiss a guy within those 2 years, so if anyone could help me that would be great, thx!

Anna (link)
my boyfriend has braces and i cant even tell... so im guessing no.. its just the same :-)


ohkay, my homework is overly hard. here are the instructions:

solve each system algebraically. Identify each system as consistent and dependent, consistent and indepepndent, or inconsistent.

The problem is:
3b=2a-24
4b=3a-3

Does anyone get that? Please step by step explain it to me..

5's for decent answers (link)
yep here...

3*B=2*a-2*4
where theres a number and a letter... u multiply... u have to figure out the number for a and b

same thing with the second one


i have alot ofhair on my bac and a lil onmy stomach but they are both reallynotcieable so howcan get rid of it?!or make itless noticable?! i have a pool party coming upsoon i dontwant ppl making fun of me!!! so what do i do!? and iim onli 13 so my mom wont let me get abodywax!! help! (link)
just use nair or shave it off... who cares really? if its that bad i mean...... or get a cute lowcut one peice
oh by the way... is ur name Tina C by any chance? :-)


okay, could you tell me if this is true:
girls are only supposed to shave their legs, and boys their arms? i dont know... its just going around. thanks. (link)
no girls are suppose to shave their legs... pits and sumtimes there bushes... gys can shave down therer too but that pretty much it besides the face


I want to get really really tan.. preferably by tomorrow but I doubt that's going to happen (although I am already a little tan).. so I lay outside on my back porch and tan, but it gets soooo hot out there, and I can only stand it for like 10 minutes, and then I have to come inside. So basically, Im not getting very tan that way. What are some ways to tan FAST, like does olive oil really work?? And no, Im not going to go to a tanning bed. And no spray on tans either. Thanks! (link)
well see hears wut i do... take olive oil i guess it works and slather yourself. wear and thong a and skimpy baithing suit top.. i sit outside by myself or a friend and tan with her...... make sure you put your hair up...real good too... and i also like to put lemon juice in my hair to lighten it while im outside... and i like to stick and sticker on my boob ( a heart or butterfly) and let it tan there so it makes a little sun tatoo.. makes you look even tanner... if yo tan easy like me than dont worry it wont take u long to tan.. but if you burn i suggest scratchin the bb oil and puttin a little sunscreen on instead... good luck with your sexy tan... im about to go out and tan myself haha


its my day off from school. i dont really feel like going to hang out eith friends i just wanna chill home. can anyone give me some funn sites.
ill rate (link)
WWW.MUFFINFILMS.COM !!!!!!
best flipping site
i also like goin on google and looking at random pix ;-)


Ok I have this very disgusting habit of chewing on things. It started out innocently by chewing on my hair, pencils but now it has progressed to almost everthing. I chew on the strings on my clothes. Drinking straws, Ive chewed through a few pencils and exploded a few pens. I'm not a druggie or anything but idk why i do it. Its like a nervous habit but it is really gross..any ideas on how to stop? (link)
hahahaha you wanna know the funniest thing?? I have the exact same problem... I've had so many pens explode in my mouth and by the end of the school day my pencils are almost gone and I know its really gross... but i havent really thought of a way to *stop*....you could always check gum or try chewing on something that wont get ruinned like hahaa chew on your finger ( not your nail, mind you). and if you can't stop make a joke about it... everytime somone says something just laugh and say i know its a tick i have... dont make fun of me or ill have to chew you too! thats what i do... people are bound to leave you alone sooner or later


Hi! Ok, This may seem weird, but I discovered that my bf doesn't like the smell/taste of mint. So I was wondering what type of non-mint things can I use to freshen my breath? Like candy or something... Please help. Thanx! (link)
see you basically just answered ur own question... but ill spell it out for you :-)

lets see fun ideas...

*pop rocks
*strawberries
*try like eatin a chocolate nd then when its in your mouth kiss him
*jalopeno peppers
*jolly ranchers (personal favorite ;-))
*u could just drink soda or sumthin
*cottom candy
*basically anything that tastes sweet to u will taste good to him ( except mints of course)




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