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heeeyy there. My names April. I am some number years young=]]]. I am a mysterious girl that stalks you. I live under your second floor bathroom mirror. How does that work? Idunno, I'm mysterious girl. I zap people with lazer toe powers, and have this supremetastic shank ability. I get scared of the sound effects that follow me, and the words that fly onto the screen every time I make a sudden movement. Like, WAPOW! I just bitch punched you. Yeah, I'm pretty spanking awesome. Unfortunatley, I died in the movie Snakes on a Plane. A bear attacked me. R.I.P Mysterious Girl April. Yippedy Doo Dah.


Occams Razor - And Then There Were None

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16/f I'm a writer it's what I do it's who I am. I've been so sick of reading the cliche teen books out there and I want another opinion. Recently there has been this idea in my head for a story after I threw away this novel that I bought and realized it was just like every other girl-meets-boys-falls-in-love-and-defies-all-odds/saves the world. I would like to ask anyone who would help me out: What is something that you've been rolling your eyes about and wish would change in the current teen stories that you see on about 20 bookshelves at Borders. I want to break the mold and if I have to ask every teenager out there what they want, I will.

Thanks,
Quincy

Like most teen books, there's always this one girl who likes a guy, and eventually he likes her back, but a long the way, other guys like her. I'm really tired of that, because that is not how life is. D:

I'd say I rather read about a rejected girl going through family trouble, she's over-weight, likes a boy who is considered "cooler" than her, but it includes things that are there in real life. Such as curse words, racial comments, real drama that you see everyday.

Or, even better, a rejected boy. Just real life problems, and how they get through them. It doesn't have to end happily. I mean, it's your book. You can make the main character die of cancer, and say they didn't regret much in life, and I'd still like it. As long as it helps some people, you kow?

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well i was reading a special JB edition of a magazine and it had like a 'real deal or fake fact' section. and one of the things were do demi and joe kiss in camp rock? and it said it was a real deal. now i know they didnt kiss. ive watched the movie 4 times. and i havent seen them kiss.
so does anyone know whats up?

I agree, magazines are really fake, but they did kiss.

They just didn't put it in the movie for some reason.

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if you have sex when your sick

ex cold, flu, nothing serious

will your child be deformed in any way, or is there any chance.

NO!When you get sick,it's not like your dick is sick.WTF?So the child isn't going to be deformed,unless you are feakishly ugly.

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If you could desing a ring(like jewlery) for any purpose, what would it be like?

I'd make this my wedding ring:
a simple gold band with mine and my partners name on it, with our birthstones in it

How the hell are we suppose to give advice for that fucking question?'TARD

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hi, i own a pair of converse hightops, but whenever i wear them, my jeans get under them, and i end up walking on them, then my jeans have random holes at the bottom, which screw the jeans up forever. how do i prevent this from happening?

Don't wear the fucking shoes anymore....DUH!

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Hi beebee,

I am trying to find your email address to communicatte with you. Mine is mmformw@yahoo.com
Please drop me an email. I think you have tried to contact me via "alt"
Cheers
R

My email address is Tiner1011@verizon.net if you want to email me,and I don't think I tried to contact you.

~beebee69~

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i have no idea where exactly to insert a tampon. stupid i know lol but help? ive yet to get one in cause every time i try i just end up jabbing in random places.

Your not supposed to use tampons intill your hole expands.Which is usually after you have sex....with a male.And you only have one hole to put it in so it shouldn't be hard.

~beebee69~

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

WTF?!What do you mean 'uuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm?'
Wierdos!!!

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not to be an ass, but do i know you?

oh...No I dont know you.I just picked you as the person im going to annoy the hell out of.JK.
~beebee69~

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why isn't it healthy to wash your hair everyday?? i do that and i dont see anything wrong with my hair. i'm just womdering

People say your hair starts to fall out if you wash your hair everyday.I take a shower everyday,but I like to wash my hair one day then the next day I dont wash my hair and so on
~beebee69~

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i seem to be targetted by vandals at my home
whilst on holiday vandals climbed over an 8' gate and broke a window in my vehicle - police didn't bother to come out!

I have had missiles thrown down the drive hitting my rear door and garage

Banana skins dropped at the top of the drive

and an 8' cane thrown at the drive gates

this has been going on for some months now - I have never seen anyone to be able to identify them

not sure how to react - do i just ignore it and hope they get bored?
I am on my own and getting very restless about this I can't understand why i am being targetted

any suggestions would be gratefully received.

Your not joking right because if you aren't you must be on crack.But i will answer anyway.If you do see them have a gun with you and shoot them.LOL.JK

~beebee69~

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Ermm.... I'm a 15 year old girl, and when I was 10 my grandma gave me this teddy bear for my birthday. It's very cute, with brownish fur, and little button eyes. And it has a green vest. I named it "Mr. Paddington". Lately, something weird has been happening. Whenever I've been around it I've felt... odd. As though I had a crush on it. Now I'm embaressed to change with it in the room, and at night when I imagine my first kiss, it's Mr. Paddington I imagine having it with. I've told my friends that I'm dating him, but they think I'm joking.... I'm afraid to tell anyone for real, because what if they took him away? I was just wondering if this is normal..... and if I'm allowed to someday marry my teddy bear?

OMG thats so wierd.lol.sorry didnt mean to laugh.Anyway maybe its because you really like teddy bears,or its a posesed teddy bear....JK.You shouldn't be scared to get dressed in front of it because its not going to like walk up to you and touch you.Or maybe you just have a attraction to quiet people....or things.Just remember the teddy bear will always love you.And I dont think your aloud to marry a teddy bear because

1.you have to sign your signature and I dont think teddy bears can write.

2.you have no place to put the ring on the teddy bear.

3.Thats just wierd.

~beebee69~

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