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Please don't delete this question, because I am actually very curious about this. Why do people join this website who aren't even serious about helping people or receiving help? People who need help come here and some ignorant people joke around and even insult these people in need. Don't you think it's time we suspend or expel these rude people? I'm sick of it myself. (link)
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I used to be that way.
They shoulda banned me a loooong time ago. But then I decided to actually HELP people, and occasionally I get on to really answer someone's question - excluding the normal "Idk how to tell my boyfriend I like him" stuff. It gets tiring, and if I don't have something nice (helpful?) to say, I just won't say it.
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I haven't started my lawnmower since last fall. Is there anything I should do to it before I start it up again? (link)
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Make sure it's full of gas. And, if need be, prime it by pressing the little button on the side.
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I'm installing a fence on my friend's property and the posts have to be rammed into the ground with a tool that wears your hands out. Is there anything I could do to keep from getting horrible blisters? (link)
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Sure, wear gloves that are soft inside, and that fit well and don't move around much when you ram into the ground. As for the person posting this... Have fun ramming posts into the ground tomorrow.
Arkansas?
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Hey everyone, I was wondering about warts. i have two bubbly-like things, one on my ankle, one on my knee. I'm mostly likely sure they're warts, I can't go to get them checked out. DOn't ask. But I but this thing, it was like 20+ dollars, like the most expensive wart remover thing there was on the shelf, it was supposed to freeze the wart off, but it hasn't been working. Anyone have any experinces with warts or know any information on how to get rid of them? Thanks in advance. I rate well. =) (link)
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It'll sound stupid, and you can rate me down if you want, but putting a small peice of duct tape on a wart has been known to help a lot of people lose warts. Yes, you heard that right, duct tape.
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Okey, my friend told me to ask this question. She has been shaving her mustach for about a year now..and it looks really bad!! what can she do? she cant wax because she gets rashes and for some reason it doesnt even work..and she cant tweez because there's too much hair. And she cant colour cuz it still shows..any suggestions? (link)
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I'm not completely sure, but maybe a dermatologist can really help you out in that area better. She'll just need to keep shaving, and hope for the best. But I'm sure that there must be some sort of medication for this, and I'm confident it will work. Just ask a doctor about this and see what kind of doctor she'll need to see to get it treated.
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well on friday night i went to the movie with my best guy from the Russian Mafia and we saw a scary movie, and well i was like leaning up against him and i would always hide my face in his hood whenever it stopped being scary, and well his bodyguard picked us up afterwards, just me and him, but we went with like 750 other people, like 50 guards , 700 mafia members, but they were going out to kill Micheal Jackson and we werent, only 2 other members werent, so i walked inside and my guard was like, so which one was your victim? and he was like hastling me all night. and then i went over to my favorite gangster's house on saturday and he told me that his guard was doing the same thing, and then he took us to the movies again that night, but this time it was just me and him, and she was like, "you know i think you guys should consider killing people because your really blood-thirsty together" and personally i think so too because we both have black jump-suits and he's a tiny bit stronger than me, and well i didnt say anything, but anyway we saw another scary movie, and i dont know how it happened but we ended up killing everybody there? and my cohort was there and he saw it and he got us a ride with his gang pals so while we were in the car his gangster was like, aw guys come on i swear you two could really beat up people together. well we didnt think anything of it. but yesterday i went bowling with another guard and we had to take our Ak-47s so our other guard who's our age went too, and my best mafia member called me and he asked me if i could blow up the city and i told him what i was doing, but my guard was like, "no you should go hang out with your cohort" and my best mafia member heard it, so he asked me to kill his enemies today, and in school we were spraying bullets everywhere and we got in trouble?? but anyway i'm REALLY afraid we're gonna disband into different gangs, i mean, he tells me he cares about my Russian tactics and he wishes he could kill with me and his guard has always respected me, but i dont know im really scared our blood-thirstyness wont last. do you have any tips how i can get over this??
sorry its so long.
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Well you could always tell your "best guy" that you'd really like to kill people with him, and as for the school incident, I'm confident that probably brought you two together more than ever. I think blowing up the city would be a good idea, after all, it would leave you two nice and happy with nobody around but your guards.
And then you can shoot them too.
"And they lived happily ever after."
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Ok, the Sultan of Brunei asked me over for lunch the other day (I'm a top executive to him, he sells oil to the USofA, and I suggest prices for the barrels he sends out) and I've gotta admit - It's the coolest palace I remember even being in. However, Mr. Sultan, at the lunch table, had a peice of Saudi-spinach (somewhat like the American stuff only it's covered in sand) in his teeth. So I was like, "Hey, Sultan, you got some Saudi-spinach in you're teeth. Might want to extract that before our big oil meeting." However, a certain hand gesture (pointing at my teeth) was an inside joke he had been holding for 23 years and found it as offensive. So later on that day, after I was kicked out somewhat violently by some masked guys, I walked through a sandstorm to my house somewhat dejected because I had been demoted from "Top Executive" to "Oil Salesman." My salary went from 780,000 dollars a year to 200,000 in one day. I'm wondering if you wonderful advice columnists can help me get my "Top Executive" ranking in the Oil Heirarchy back. (link)
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Well, the Sultan of Brunei really hates me and all, because one time one of those masked guys asked if I was American and I replied, "No, I'm Chinese, what do you think??" So he got mad and kicked me out in the sand too. Fortunately, a Bedouin Preist arrived and told me to eat Sultan Cookies. "Low on fat, rich in oil"; like they always say. Anyway, so the moral of the story is, the Sultan of Brunei is extremely easy to irritate, and not much more difficult to get yourself booted out the door - or in this case, the titanium-plated iron gate. But if you really want your job back, eat Sultan Cookies. You won't get fat, and the oil really lubricates your throat as it goes down.
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this month is my birthday and i dont kno what to do since im turning 14 and i am 2 old for a sleepover.. so what should i do? (link)
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Have a crash-when-you-get-tired party.... It's kinda the same thing, only you stay up doing stuff like video games or cosmic bowling or stuff like that all night long. And you don't get to sleep much that night. At all.
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