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can someone find me a pic or a diagram of kelly clarksons room
i'll rate 5s
please this a big emergency
Perhaps if I knew the emergency I could help better... but here's what I came up with:
http://www.google.com
That should help you a great deal.
*IC
Are you real?
I want to know
Are you real?
Then let it go - KJ-52, Are You Real
How old are you, really?
*love is like a war, easy to start, and near impossible to end*
Why would you like to know? If you must know, do the following math problem to find out. Go against the laws of algebra and do the problems in the order that you come to them, left to right.
30 - 18 x 2 [divided by] 4 x 3 - 7 + 3
Once you figure that out, you'll know. If you do it correctly, that is. Sorry about the lame "[divided by]" thing, I couldn't find a key that would make that symbol. *shrugs* Oh well. Why do you want to know, anyway?
*IC
I see tears in all things
Everything is broken
I hear them crying
Everything is broken
today i had pop rocks and soda and now i'm being told that it's bad for you and i'm scared something is gonna happen to me!! what, if anything, is going to happen to me?!
Nah, that's urban myth. Though it would be really cool if the pop rocks really did go nuts and 'pop' like crazy inside of you when you drank soda with them. I'd be addicted to doing it. But, nothing will happen to you. Except, maybe, a sugar high.
*IC
EEEEEVVVERYONE MAMBO!! *cha* *cha* *cha* *cha* *cha* *cha*
is it wrong to wear a thong? i want to get one but i dont want people to think of me as a hoe
OH MY GOSH! You're such a whore! You wear a thong! OHMYGOODNESS! WHAT A NASTY GIRL!!!!
^^ Yeah. ^^ I think that's nasty, but if you want to wear "butt-floss" , be my guest. Though, I don't think that should count as underwear... Seriously though, if you want to wear one, do it. If it's okay with your mom, go for it. Some parents would flip though.
*IC
My name is Jacquline My-Feet-Are-On-Fire-And-I-Can't-Stop-Dancing. *tap* *tap* *tap* *shuffle* *shuffle* *tap* *tap*
whats the highets you can be rated?
A 5. Or wait, a 1. No, no. It's a 5. I think...
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I'm confused. No, I'm not. Wait, yes I am... well, maybe not... I'm confused about whether I'm confused or not. Greeat.
ok. i want a new sn! And i want it 2 do with Green Day!
GreenDayIsntHot
GreenDaySucks
GreenDayRules
GreenDayBabi
GreenDayBabii (why do people spell it like that!?)
GreenDayIsCool
GreenDayChicka
GreenDayBoogie
xxGreenDayxx
xoxGreenDayxox
xXGrEeNdAyXx
I just heard of the game "girl talk"
How do you play it?
I do believe that it is when a bunch of silly thirteen-year-old girls get together, sit in a group, and talk about silly things like which boy is "hot", which girl they hate the most and how to plan revenges on other girls who have said/done something to one of the members in the circle. Hence, the name, "Girl Talk". Or it could be a board game. Though it should be spelled B-O-R-E-D game. Anyone who plays it has serious problems.
*IC
Hey guys, I want to put lemon juice in my hair to lighten up the shade a little bit. Anyways when do i put the lemon juice in? Do i put it in after i take a shower, or do i put it in when my hair is dry? Thanks in advance
It's not lemon juice. Everyone is lying to you to make you buy lemon juice and mess up your hair. It'll make your hair stringy, dry and hard to mess with. Don't put orange juice in it either (as was suggested by YourWorstNightmare) because that turns your hair green. Though, that sounds pretty cool. I might try that. If you want your hair to have natural highlights in it, put beet juice in it right after you get out of the shower, then go sit in the dark. I mean - DARK .
*IC
what does 69 mean?
It is the number before 70 (seventy) and the number after 68 (sixty-eight). Not to be confused with:
dreiundsechzig
soixante-neuf
szeziesiciu-dziewiciu
ogota-mesan
ogu ato-itenani
Sittin-tara
sextio-nio
.... etc.
Or you could Google it. Though, if you don't know what it is, it might come as a real shocker. (though, depending on your age, I don't really recommend it...)
http://www.google.com/
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