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sup? my names samantha & i work at a chinese place (temporary until i turn 17 & work at hollister). I`m 16 years old & will turn 17 on April 23. umm i`m obsessed with hollister & abercrombie and have that sort of "vintage glam" kinda look. I have gone through some heartbreak a couple weeks ago but now i`m single & ready to mingle. I decided to start this thingy cuz i`m grounded for the next 2 monthes---standard punishment for getting drunk at a party with guys. So my friends always told me i was good at giving advice so yeah i was like wtf i`ll do it. I believe music is a huge impact on my life.. i go to thousands of concerts & do nothing but sing & dance. My favorite song would most deff be-- Hey there Delilah by Plain White T`s. When i`m not grounded i mostly party & drink. Um yeah my boobs hurt from wacking my tits in hockey so i`m gonna massage them for awhile ;] lmao no but seriously i need a nappp ♥

sex fucking owns bitch ;]

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So i like this guy. He's like my friend and what not. but there's this dance coming up soon. and i really want to ask him to it. i'm just afraid of the "rejection." and if he says yes, i'm really bad at carrying a conversation. what shoulud i do?

tell him you`ll fuck him afterwards. :]
then he`ll be begging ya to go to the dance
with you. & wouldn`t have to speak so much you`ll be pretending to moan.

lmao just kidden but i think it`s a hott idea. something i would do.. wait no don`t do it. um
talk about him like "oh you sweet thang you so good at fucking (insert sport here) & i rele wanna go to one of your games" & then just talk shit about that sport. or if he`s in chess club cuz i know your into those kinda guys.. talk about chess. basically just talk about what he`s into. ♥

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my best guy friend (let's call him "k") who is also my ex-boyfriend just got a new girlfriend (let's call her "m"). when me and "k" were going out, he told me he loved me, but i didn't feel the same way so we broke up a week or so later. so now this new girl "m" comes into the picture. he likes her a lot and they are going out. they have gone out for like four days and "k" already told "m" that he loves her and she said it back. i just don't understand how he can tell two girls in such a short period of time that he loves them. it really bugs me because i feel like he just used me so he could say he had a girl. i do not want to let "m" get hurt like i did. what can i do to help this situation? i don't want every girl he dates to feel like she is the only one but he has really told every girl he dated the same thing. i'll rate 5's!

um whoa. wow this is usually common sense. umm when boyfriend say they love their girlfriends they both know that it doesn`t really mean that kinda "love". he means it to show affection & tell her how much he cares about her. if you ask me i just think your jealous of their relationship or w/e. & how is that bad having every girl he dates feeling like she`s the only one? i think that`s sweet & would love it a guy would treat me like that. what you can do is stop being jealous & mind your butt outta his fucking business. sorry for being mean but it`s tru.

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