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ok there is this guy I like and I need to know what all of yall think....I really like him and I think he likes me to...We are on 2 totally different popularity levels for example I am known as the coaches little sister and he is the hot gorgous football, basketball,and baseball playrer, ......What would ppl think?........(O know I shouldn't care but i want to know).....Tell me the truth what would you think?......He is older than me but it's all good cause i go for the older guys anyway.....He drives and ofcourse I don't .......I'm a little chubby and he is really skinny and has a great stomache....oh and i can't forget the muscles....What should I do?

Lose weight then grab his penis.

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im 13 and my boyfriend ( obviously im a G I R L) has been acting really weird with me. i recently wenT to puerto rico for a month to get prepared to compete in a pageant. we talked and we were doing well apart but then he wentto north carolina and has been talking alot and i mean alot to my best friend. i didnt use to mind on account of theyre best friends too.but they look more like a couple than me and him. i feel like there is something he isnt telling me. hes not the type of guy tht would cheat or play me and he wuouldve dumped me if he didnt really like me b/c thats how he is. i know him ....weve been together for 10 months.but something tells me there is something going on. i dont know what to do anymore. im scared to talk to him b/c sometimes he makes me feel like trash and then talks to my best friend again about it. is she really my best friend and how do i know if hes cheating or not? PlEASE HELP!!!! i RaTe 5s!!!!!!!!

she probably has nicer tits than you.

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My boyfriend and I are celebrating our 2 year anniversary next month. Any ideas on what to get for him? I want to get him something nice and special, but he doesn't wear jewelry and he already has a really nice watch. What should I do?

give him sex.

The really naughty hardcore kind.

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Ok ive been going out with my boyfriend for about a month and 1/2 and i love him so much. I know it seems to soon for love but i have been his best friend for many years previous. Everything is going down hill and i dont know what to do. I care so much and i dont know where he stands. We never talk anymore and if we do it goes nowhere. Everyone tells me i should break it off but i cant i dont feel its right. Hes into my friends, and really pays no attention to me. its almost like he has gotten to comfortable.
What sould i do?

Make out with him, then tie him to a bed, then run off with his clothes.

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f/13
ohk so i've gone out with many people b4 ... some were crushes, dares you know your typicall 12 -13 year old stuff only like one or two i really truly loved . yes loved i would do anything for them. i have had my heart broken a couple of times and i have broken a few ... but why is it that all a sudden i feel like love can be/ is such a scary thing ?

Because your parents hate you and they told you that there was a terrible monster that eats the spines of little girls like you and it's name is love.

Then of course they slapped you around a little.

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OK, i am 14, and just going into highschool.I am going to an all girls school. I have never been boycrazy, i havent even gone out with a boy or anything. I do have a lot of friends who are guys. I really want a boyfriend, but going to an all girls highschool will make it harder. I am also an EXTREME tomboy, and i'm not really fat, just bulky and muscular. How do i get guys to like me? And what can i do to get a bf when im going to an all girls school? help me, i rate high!!

Become a lesbian.

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