About Krupple

I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.
I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.
I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.
By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
Audies
Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.
"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"
Don't ask questions like the one above
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NEED HELP ASAP!
I'm 15 and female.
I am going over my boyfriends house tomorrow and he wants me to give him a handjob. I want to, but i've never really given one before. I've given one once but it was on a dare and..well it's complicated..anyway...i'm not exactly sure how to do it. and for how long? Thanks soo much!
Well sense you sent this message directly to me, I'll answer it even though you seem a bit young to be doing that.
Lube - Lotion, baby oil, etc
It could take anywhere from 2 seconds to 1 hour depending on the guy.
Try different speeds and grips
http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html
Friend linked me that site once.
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thanks so much!
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