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I have this assignment for my English class (related to Cyrano, if you've ever read it) where I have to somehow obtain 9 insults.
I've come up with one:
If Vogue ever does an ugly issue, you'd be on the front cover.
I am having a really hard time with these. If anyone can help, please do!
Oh, and no "your mom" jokes, and no fat jokes.
Please help; I've actually put in hours of sitting in front of a blank page.
Thank you!
If your brain was chocolate you wouldn't fill an M&M
The closest thing you'll ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle
Everybody has the right to be ugly but you’re abusing it
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I love them. :)
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