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Camille, Erin, Michelle and Kristy are the coolest damn effers! Want to see?

Erin:
play.
pimp.
power.
peace.
perfection.
yummmmm...



Camille:
Loud.
Crazy.
Spontanious.
Band Geek.
Lover.



Michelle:
Cute.
Little.
Asian.
Nough Said.



Kristy:
Loud.
Caring.
Compassionate.
And a bit of dangerrr.
yeeeah nukka....

Whoooa ND Lunch Benchers. We are just to damn ahmazing.
Ya damn straight we are.




Hokay, so we are four girls: all different and all ah-mazing. We are VERY different: Camille is the blunt and loveable one, Erin is the genious sex kitten, Michelle is the obedient Christian, Kristy is the confused lover.
We are perspiring from the irony...
Yup, and if you ask stupid questions, we give stupid answers.
M effing stupid biznatches who be answering wrong answers need to go toe and hoat.-Erin




Hokay so, I am Camille. And that was a load of warm, bs Erin just wrote. We are 4 girls who sit at the same lunch bench together everyday at our HS. Me and Erin usually collaborate on our answers, but, most of the answers are from Erin...I just sit there and watch. Funny questions asked to us are thanks to Michelle...and Kristy..well...when you see low ratings, thank Kristy. So when your bf breaks up with you and you are devistated DONT ask Kristy for advice. But if you are looking for RAW UNRATED truth, ask Kristy, cause you will sure damn get it. Ok, nuf bout Kristy, Michelle May is the shhhiznit. She be all like pimpin ping pong fo lyfe. Me and Erin are all chillin and we be all real up in hurrrr.-Camille.

advice

Ok so my friends do these things they call bashings. It's where we sit in a circle and tell esch other what we don't like each other. I hate it i think it's ridiculous casue i feel like their trying to stream line me so i'm some form of perfect friend robot.
They say it's so we don't talk behind each others back. Whenever i say i think it's stupid and it hurts me they just say i'm so sensitive and can't handle critism.
What do you think is it a good idea or stupid?
What should i do?

That's horrible.
I've done it before.
The general idea of what the girl below me said is true,
but, girl, you need to be more subtle.
If you want to get the bashings stopped,
you can do any of these:

1. See if any other girl seems uncomfortable about it and talk to her. 2 is better than 1, and it'll be easier for you to stand up against the people who are bashing. And, if they get mad at you, you're not alone because you have her.

2. Find something better to do. Bashing isn't that fun, and teens are always looking for the best high.

3. If the bashing is at a set time, take a dance class or something fun during that time. Your friends can't blame you for "going to your class." You're off the hook, and you won't feel left out because somehow I think the bashings are tearing you guys apart rather than bringing you together.

4. Criticism is good. Take it like a man and suck it up. Ha ha. Not really. There's no excuse for making someone feel bad about herself.

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(Rating: 5) thanks alot i thin i'll try them . unfortuately the bashings are at random times.

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