About Chicken_flavored_eggs
So here is the low down on moi:
I live in STL, I just got a brand NEW JOB, I have a spastic dog that cannot control his bodily functions, I adore penguins, I am a sucker for mullets,I have a natural curiosity about Mormons, I smoke but don't want to, I am a selfish giver, I have a psych degree I won't use, I like it when people use proper grammar and spell correctly, My boyfriend is an advicenator, I am a goof, I do not believe in God, my roommate is a goober, I am a goober, everyone is a goober, I am a closeted religious fundamentalist, I made up my own religion, I am one of those stinkin' liberals, I have several VIP passes to the Seven Hundred Club, and last but not least...
I have a sense of humor and so should you.
Ask Me For Advice
View Feedback
Make Favorite Columnist
Website: My very own nifty message board!!!!
E-mail: sowhatchawant@ohnoyoudi'nt.com
Gender: Female
Location: Richmond Heights
Occupation: Bitch
Age: 25
AIM: Melitha7
Member Since: October 15, 2005
Answers: 290
Last Update: April 16, 2007
Visitors: 39574
Main Categories:
Pets
Random Weirdos
General Sex Questions
View All
Favorite Columnists
sillyrob
Dr_Chad
MikeDaBoobNinja
Advicenators.com
|
|
|
First, why should people listen to your advice? Second, should I sleep with somebody in my department, the Artic Tundra is cold and me need lovin'? Write back soon! (PS - It'a Anna)
People should listen to me because I said so.
And because I say so, people listen. Or not, or they just humor me by pretending to listen when in fact they have no intention on heeding my advice, but don't want to send me into the fits of rage I am so famous for.
And, as far as your Artic Amorous Activities, I say listen to your panties. They do talk, you know. Even if he is a dainty, dainty, gent, they need lovin too. When the panties say "Drop me", you know it is time to hop on the sin wagon. You'll see me there, talking about naughty bits.
Show him how it's done my freaky baby.
[view]
(Rating: 5)
I think I just laughed my entire ass off.
| |
