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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
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Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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OMG!!! TODAY me and my friend's friend fought b/c she talk about me behind my back and the person she talked to is mad at me b/c she been telling him that i hate him and he is stupid! i mean i never said any thing like that why she do this to me i never did any thing like this to her why she is doing this to me i hate person talk behind my back!! and she is not even my true friend.she is my friend's friend. i talked to my friend about this and her advice is useless so i dont kown what should i do to this back staping person by the way i cant just give up that ez i need to get revenge or something i cant just sit around and pertend nothing happened. ILL RATE EVER ONE WHO GIVE ME USEFUL ADVICE A BIG 5 I REALLY NEED SOME ONE TO GIVE ME ADVICE NOW SO PLZ!!!!!

Well, there isn't much you can do about her saying stuff behind your back, but if you want to get her back...

Do something personal that doesn't hurt her family. Don't toilet paper her house or throw eggs at it. That won't affect her at all, just her dad (assuming she has one).

You could always stick gum in her hair.
Punch her in the gut.
Kick her in the balls. ^_*

Yeah, so the gum is the best idea. It will affect her the longest.


Yeah, the hair is the best thing. One warning, if you believe in God, he says things will come back at you 7 times as hard as you dished them out. If you don't believe, don't worry about it.

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(Rating: 5) wow! the god thing kinda freak me out a little there!! but ur advice still cool! man i dont kown where she live yet but ill think of someting that little bitch wont go far ! she think that dude like me or something thats why she told him about my rumor but i hate that dude mainly is b/c he smells and he have to gentlemen in him he act like a amture, when we went to movies he dont even hold the danm door i have to open it and let him go in frist what kind god danm boy/man is that so when i called him to explain everthing he totaliy belived her and he wont let me explian i hate that he always says " umm i dont care anymore" F him tell me some revenge to him!! ps: he think i treat him nice is b/c i need his ride! but i DRIVES! STUPID HEAD! help need revenge for him too! by the way thx


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